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Caio Chassot @kch

Activist for UTC, ISO 8601, 24h format, the metric system, type systems, sound systems, sound type systems, and the oxford comma.

Joined June 2007
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i love it when clicking “show more” replaces it with a single word shorter than “show more”
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ugh@ughfinewhatever
Apr 27
there’s no way aphantasia is real like I can’t even picture what that would look like
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terminally onλine εngineer
@tekbog
Apr 25
it’s actually very funny that github has invented non deterministic git
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thanks EU, i didn't even know we had a juice emoji
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vicki@vboykis
Apr 23
What I most desire doesn’t exist on the market yet: a coding agent model, but it’s only been trained on code reviews by Eastern Europeans.
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does this guy know he accidentally built the perfect cross platform ui layer? it’s over for electron
Liam Flannery | Factory 95@liamflannery56
Apr 22
🚨🚨🚨 Launching Today!! 🚨🚨🚨 Our PowerPoint factory game set in Windows 95 is launching in a few hours!! Go wishlist Factory 95 on Steam! #indiegame #gamedev #factory95
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sankalp
@dejavucoder
Apr 20
when i solve a bug claude and codex couldn't

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Susannah Black Roberts@suzania
Mar 22
There’s like maybe a maximum of 8 jobs where I understand what the job is. Shopkeeper. Farmer. Teacher of some kind. Priest. Novelist. Journalist. Private detective. Chef. That’s it. What is a data engineer. I don’t know.
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Caio Chassot@kch
23 Oct 2025
go is an amazing language if you have a desire to develop sudden immense appreciation for APL
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Joel Jeffrey@joeljeffrey
18 Jul 2025
Don’t donate your plasma. It’s a big scam and they’re just using it to make TVs.
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Rick
@rickasaurus
10 Jun 2025
I still hold Windows 2000 was the pinnacle of UI design. Crisp, clean, simple.
Grant Slatton
@GrantSlatton
10 Jun 2025
Within 5 years I predict a UI trend emphasizing sharp corners, no animation whatsoever, and sub-millisecond snappiness of all controls
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The Lunduke Journal
@LundukeJournal
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One Happy Fellow
@onehappyfellow
9 May 2025
devs: “look at my code, it’s so modular, split into so many files!” me jumping between 17 files trying to find where the actual logic lives, navigating the layers of virtual function calls:

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Klara
@klara_sjo
15 Apr 2025
Computers used to scream out in pain when we connected to the internet. This was a warning and we did not heed it.
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Mike Coutermarsh
@mscccc
9 Apr 2025
Equivalent@equivalent8
8 Apr 2025
After doing Rails for 15 years
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Greco Gum
@GrecoGum
21 Mar 2025
We didn’t know how good we had it
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★Nate D Hernandez★@NateDHernandez
9 Mar 2025
It's fucked up mice don't make holes like these anymore
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Caio Chassot@kch
27 Feb 2025
If they killed Gene Hackman's dog, Keanu Reeves gonna be very pissed.
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Mike Solana
@micsolana
19 Feb 2025
I will not rest until automatic faucets and hand driers are abolished
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@tekbog
30 Oct 2024
i hate frontend so goddamn much and the people revolvingly vomiting their filthy abstractions, frameworks, meta frameworks and disgusting bundlers all across the industry DHH was right i do not give a fuck im a born hater again i cant believe im working with these animals
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