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Joined January 2009
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23 Dec 2025
When you see the new @Avengers #Doomsday teasers and your first thought is "the LEGO sets for this are going to be AMAZING!"

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11 Dec 2025
Hey @SlackHQ - there should be an "@ thread" option to tag everyone actively participating in a given thread within a channel. #FeatureRequest
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11 Oct 2025
So fun to see @garyvee cameo in #TronAres
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29 Sep 2025
If football games end in a tie, the QBs from both teams should have to arm wrestle on the 50 yard line to determine the winner. ๐Ÿ’ช ๐Ÿˆ
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It's easier to hit my daily step goal because of all these trips to the bathroom in the middle of the night. ๐Ÿšฝ๐Ÿšถโ€โ™‚๏ธ
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19 Aug 2025
Offline FTW! Thanks @NotionHQ
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Integrity in a nutshell
Life hack: Do what you said you would, when you said you would do it, even when you don't feel like it.
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29 Jul 2025
Iโ€™m pretty skeptical of new fiction authors, but good night @nateliason NAILED it with Husk. Canโ€™t wait for the next installment of the Meru series. ๐Ÿ“š
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11 Jul 2025
"Responsibility is a privilege. Itโ€™s not given to us, itโ€™s taken. When we choose to be on the hook for something, it makes our work better." @ThisIsSethsBlog
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21 Jun 2025
When you remember what you were vaguely worried about forgetting and itโ€™s not a big deal.

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100% of people who say "XYZ is dead" are trying to sell you something.
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Confession: Despite my pervasive use of the ๐ŸŽธ emoji in Slack, I do not actually play the guitar.
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31 May 2025
Iโ€™m going to bed and Iโ€™m already thinking about the nap I get to take tomorrow. ๐Ÿ›๏ธ Forget pirates. Itโ€™s a dad life for me. ๐Ÿ˜Ž
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27 May 2025
Surprise. Surprise. All those "Memorial Day Only" sales are extended. ๐Ÿ˜œ
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24 May 2025
First week at the new job was ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘ Thanks @kit!
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15 May 2025
Bonked my head this morning. ๐Ÿค• Grabbed the first bandage I could find. ๐Ÿฉน Doesnโ€™t matter whatโ€™s on it, it still works. PJ Masks to the rescue. ๐Ÿฆธโ€โ™‚๏ธ As a dad, the โ€œcoolโ€ ship sailed so long ago that I canโ€™t even see it on the horizon anymore. ๐Ÿšข ๐Ÿ˜œ
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My face when a friend asks me about protein. #FitDadLife
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Apple needs to bring back the Touch Bar. ๐Ÿ‘‡ I specifically bought an older used MacBook just for this feature. ๐Ÿ’ป And it was cheap. ๐Ÿ’ฐ
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"Athletes" should be spelled "Athleets". I said what I said.
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29 Apr 2025
Don't make any deadline promises between noon on Friday and noon on Monday.
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