Financial Nihilist, Arsenal Optimist, London Romanticist

Joined May 2021
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$1T is the new $1m mcap
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I miss my cosmos replyguys
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talking to AI agents all day w/ 0 human interaction
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Keeping my LinkedIn as "Open to Work" in case Jamaica decides to give me the call up
Shamrock Rovers’ Roberto Lopes was recruited for Cape Verde’s squad via a LinkedIn direct message after the former head coach found out the Irish-born player's father was from there 😅 And now the former bank worker makes his World Cup debut against SPAIN 🇪🇸
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Spain was a 92% favourite to beat Cape Verde and got held 1-1 by a 40-year-old goalkeeper. Somewhere, a husband is explaining to his wife and kids that he still has a chance to make it pro
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🚨🚨🚨ÚLTIMA HORA: Ferran Torres, fruto del enfado del empate, ha disparado a varios compañeros de selección No hay heridos
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hyperliquid gonna pull a solana init
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Alphonso Davies was live on Snapchat when he spotted a Canada shirt in the crowd with his name on the back. 📲 Naturally, he got excited, went over to greet the supporter and even praised him for wearing the jersey. There was just one problem... The fan appeared to have absolutely no idea who Alphonso Davies actually was, despite him being arguably the most famous Canadian footballer ever and despite him sporting a 'Davies' Canada shirt. 😂 One of the most incredible World Cup moments. But I guess this is football in North America. 🇨🇦😭
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This is incredible patter 🤣 neighbours watching on YouTube so a bit behind

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Jun 15
🇯🇵😂 The most Japanese celebration ever After Japan’s 2–2 draw against the Netherlands, fans rushed onto Tokyo’s famous Shibuya Crossing to celebrate. For exactly 40 seconds. Why? Because the pedestrian light was green. As soon as it turned red, everyone stopped celebrating and obediently moved back to the sidewalks. Even in the middle of a spontaneous football celebration, the Japanese still refused to break traffic rules.
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Jun 14
Japanese forwards winning the ball in the air against Van Dijk, Van de Ven and Van Hecke
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Jun 14
How she be bouncing on it when you tell her you made it all back on frobotics
Sunday motivation – Ustad kuldeep singh rocky
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Jun 13
This Brazil team aren’t winning shit man
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Proper World Cup setup this
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Jun 13
I dunno what you guys are complaining about, the 'For You' TL is definitely better than my 'following' because everyone that I follow isn't here anymore lmao...
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Jun 12
Elon has like done like the most humanitarian… stuff ever dude we’re so lucky. GOATED
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I like fomo but idk 6 million users does seem like an awful lot
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Jun 12
#funfact Dolphin penis can extend, swivel, and grasp onto a female dolphin to help with the motion in the ocean? Bullish base:0xed664536023d8e4b1640c394777d34abaff1df8f
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