Love being alive. Funny. Honest. High achiever. Usually correct. Stock trading, forex, sports betting. Fan of new technology.
Joined February 2012
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24 Nov 2024
I do not normally scroll social media accounts twice. But when I do, I prefer dos X’s @elonmusk
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This is my submission for the Grok AI ad contest.
Let me know what you think!
Feb 5
You thought the fun was over? 🏈
This weekend, video takes center stage on the timeline.
We’re awarding $1M, $500K, and $250K to the top three videos about @grok, created with Imagine 1.0.
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9 Dec 2025
Will come in handy when he’s strollin in his 5.0.
8 Dec 2025
My son is only five days old and I’ve already got him his first gun!
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7 Dec 2025
You are comparing apples to oranges. Unfortunately, a lot of people choose not to see a difference between apples and oranges.
7 Dec 2025
Fine. Let’s start with cargo boats importing legal pharmaceuticals since those kill just about the same, if not more, Americans every year.
And while you’re at it, you’re also saying it’s ok to murder truck drivers that deliver pharmaceuticals to pharmacies.
Consistency is key
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4 Dec 2025
What is their fair share of taxes? What is my fair share? How much federal income tax did you pay last year?
4 Dec 2025
And somehow, forcing billionaires to pay their fair share in taxes is seen as more radical than letting millions of people die unnecessarily due to poverty each year.
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12 Nov 2025
She was Speeding! Speeding!
11 Nov 2025
Florida driver clocked at 107 mph says she just wanted to get to Little Caesars before it closed trib.al/EO5kVr1
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9 Nov 2025
Is that why your name is Spanky?
9 Nov 2025
I’m in love with the most beautiful woman on the internet.
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9 Nov 2025
Great to see you pay your own way. Anything in government is usually 3 people pay for 10 beers. 12 beers are dispensed because 4 people got two beers and the 2 of the ones who paid didn’t get any. 7 people are told they should hate the owns who were forced to pay for the beers.
8 Nov 2025
His campaign didn’t get PAC money to buy out the bar. The venue charged us for drinks that night, and we happily paid our own way.
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27 Oct 2025
He’s just macking, and he looks cheesy.
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26 Oct 2025
When I first heard this song I was all, “Hee-Hee”
25 Oct 2025
Imagine how people felt listening to this for the first time in 1983 x.com/_realxp/status/1975882…
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15 Oct 2025
Charlie Sheen says he has had sex with 47,000 women. Frankly. I would lose count somewhere around 43,000.
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14 Oct 2025
Every dollar saved is a dollar you don’t have to earn. What is the best way you have found to cut costs?
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14 Oct 2025
Hello social circle. Just getting a little more active on X again. Love all the interesting people I’ve met and the discussions have been priceless.
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14 Oct 2025
The opposite of spying on a political opponent is good.
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13 Oct 2025
Jeremiah Johnson
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19 Aug 2025
My parents when I arrive home late from school…
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23 Jul 2025
you can venmo the United States to help pay off the national debt
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21 Jul 2025
Molly and a number of girls from the Niagara Falls area like Stephen Colbert. That’s about it.
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