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RE: unsolicited DMs: I leave DMs open because I’m a nice person who wants genuine connections. If this is you too - fab. Otherwise, to save time: - I’m fine today thanks, but busy. Kindly get to the point. - I’m not looking to commission any services. - if you get weird, I block
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Timeline cleanse, in case you need it. A variety of roses growing in my garden.
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Me, every time I write something new.
Reached 50k on a manuscript that may never see the light of day
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Not having a great evening. Just feel like I want everything to eff off. Then to eff off a bit more. And then if everything could keep effing off until there is no more eff left to eff off to, that would be great. Maybe then I’ll get a little bit of peace… Sorry to be a grouch.

ALT Oscar the Grouch from Sesame Street saying β€œI’m an absolute delight!”

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If you spent Β£1million every single day - EVERY DAY - do you know how long it would take to spend a trillion? 2,700 YEARS. Read that again. Β£1 million A DAY and you would reach into the future further than the Roman Empire is in the past. Nobody needs that amount of wealth.
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Kate Alton πŸ“šπŸŒˆ retweeted
Few outside the UK know that the legal gender recognition process is actually decided by the men at the off license, who give you either a β€œbossman” or β€œalright darlin’” marker.
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Iff wee oll starrtted righting liek thiss doo yoo thynk wee cud mayk Aey Aye skrambl itsselff becoz it wood bee trayning itzelf onn non-standdarrd jibberrishh tha ownly hoomans wood unndurstandd? #WritingThoughts

ALT Joey from friends trying to talk French but speaking gibberish.

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I’m sick and tired of people mocking those who care about the planet. Clean air matters. Living forests matter. Healthy oceans matter. Animals matter. Biodiversity matters. Wanting a livable world for future generations should not be controversial.
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Don't forget to look around and be grateful for all the things that are going right. Morning guys #Z
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All these scammers out here want to help me "grow with confidence" as an author but what if I want to grow with something more interesting Like, come back when you can help me grow with malice
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Woodpeckers in our garden!! @BBCSpringwatch #wildlife
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Me: I have a bona fide, NHS approved diagnosis of ADHD with autistic traits. Also me: But what if I’m faking and somehow managed to *unconsciously* trick the doctor, medical professionals, and assessor into saying I have ADHD when really I’m just a trashfire chaos monkey?

ALT Game of Thrones GIF: What do we say to the imposter syndrome? Not today!

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1700 words down in the trash draft today - now approaching 20000 words of the WIP! Please clap.πŸ‘

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RESEARCH. πŸ‘€πŸ‘€πŸ‘€ #amwriting #writingcommunity
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Kate Alton πŸ“šπŸŒˆ retweeted
the problem is we were taught to fear the witches & not the men who burned them
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Short writing session today: 500 words of trash draft down. On to housework! What are you doing today? #WritingCommunity #amwriting

ALT Working Hard Helen Keller GIF by caitcadieux

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Shopping malls are a special kind of AuDHD hell: Autism: overwhelmed by sensory overload, cramped shops, and PeOpLe = wants to leave. ADHD: loving the novelty, the dopamine of retail therapy, and the prospect of coffee and snacks = wants to stay. And they fight THE WHOLE TIME.

ALT Clip from Mall Rats β€œWhat the hell am I supposed to do?”

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This is so vital. Agents, publishers, sales numbers- they’ll all change. But the love we have for writing, the JOY of our work, that has to be the thing we chase above all things. πŸ’•
I spent years in the query trenches, and years on sub w/various books before I got my book deal for gender-swapped The Mummy (1999) book. There were so many days I thought it would never happen for me. What kept me going was re-finding my love for writing. 🧡 #amquerying
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Kate Alton πŸ“šπŸŒˆ retweeted
To all #amquerying writers out there. We are in this together! Don't listen to that voice in your head telling you that you're not good enough. If you get nothing but silence, keep trying. Don't give up. Yes, the trenches are tough. But, keep going!

ALT Hold Fast Command GIF

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