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4 Nov 2024
If you can't make your own, store bought is fine
ALT Ina garten with a homemade cake that says it's okay if your serotonin is stored bought Stole the picture from threads
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4 Nov 2024
It's November 5th, 2024. Thousands of men look at their shoe closet, realizing they threw out their dress sneakers bc of my tweets. They only have uncomfortable dress shoes and decide not to walk to the polls. Kamala Harris wins. We now have communism.
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5 Nov 2024
I was a #SundayLibrarian yesterday in the Children’s Department. I ❤️ helping kids find what they’re looking for!
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3 Nov 2024
1. I've found a large, AI-driven bot network on X which is posting in support of Trump in the US election.
Thread.
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31 Oct 2024
In fairness, it’s not really a Trump garbage truck until it’s on fire.
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31 Oct 2024
Halloween report: Nerds are the hot candy this year.
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29 Oct 2024
A Brady Bunch prequel, but it's a dark Netflix series about what really happened to Mike and Carol's first spouses.
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27 Oct 2024
imagine you wake up every day in room-sized bed. you are gently lifted from the covers and dressed in warmest sweaters each morning. your favourite foods are brought to you. you have no bills, no job, no responsibilities. but you are a chihuahua, so you are blind with rage.
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11 Oct 2024
Grateful that my FL people all seem to be safe with minimal damage.
Also grateful for the skies here in Connecticut today and tonight.
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9 Oct 2024
just a reminder that jesus literally said he came to bring good news to the poor and set the imprisoned and oppressed free so if a christian tells you he came for something else then they’re wrong :)
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9 Oct 2024
In our church staff meeting yesterday we discussed plans for our Fall Family Bonfire.
I pointed out that if we were Puritans in the 1600s we could put a family that we suspected of witchcraft in the bonfire.
I am not invited to the next staff meeting.
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9 Oct 2024
Three requests for Hoopla from survey participants so far.
*sigh*
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7 Oct 2024
It requires a truly special kind of stupid to claim that human beings can manipulate the weather when it comes to hurricanes but there’s no such thing as climate change.
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7 Oct 2024
Odd framing on eve of 60 minutes. Many in legacy media seem to miss or dismiss outreach strategy aimed on new media. @alexandracooper intv is significant. @callherdaddy gets more than 5 million downloads a week. Mostly young women new to politics. Harris is carving a new path
6 Oct 2024
After avoiding the media for neigh on her whole campaign, Kamala Harris is … still largely avoiding the media. The VP is set for a series of interviews that likely won't press her on tough issues, even as voters want more specifics.
More in Playbook: politico.com/newsletters/pla…
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4 Oct 2024
New Rule: If you voted against FEMA funding, you don’t get to bitch about insufficient FEMA funding.
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2 Oct 2024
When people in North Carolina, South Carolina, Tennessee, Georgia, Virginia, and Florida are at the ballots, remember this:
Speaker Mike Johnson has not called a special session to vote on more aid to send to Hurricane Helene victims.
And none of his MAGA buddies in your state are pushing him to.
It is their job to fund FEMA, not Biden or Harris.
Vote accordingly.
Vote them all out!
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2 Oct 2024
Debate: so basically, JD Vance is telling us that he took advantage of every government program available growing up but now wants to cancel all of them.
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2 Oct 2024
☎️ rings at work...
Me: "Redeemer Lutheran Church, Pastor Bob speaking."
Telemarketer: "Um, is this the business owner?"
Me: "Well, this is a church. If you want the business owner, you'll need to pray."
TM: "I'm sorry for the wrong number. Have a nice day."
Me: "You too."
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2 Oct 2024
So grateful that it wasn’t a tragedy.
2 Oct 2024
Scary day in East Hampton. The students and teachers showed remarkable poise and bravery in the midst of an emergency. Kudos to all our hometown heroes. #Relieved
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