🇳🇬 CEO of Dunning Krueger's.

Joined July 2012
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7 Nov 2012
AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHRHRGRGRGRRRGURBHJB EORWPSOJWPJORGWOIRGWSGODEWPGOHEPW09GJEDPOKSD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!0924QU8T63095JRGHWPE09UJ0PWHRGW
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$1T has to be dragon level mythical entity
We need a term for companies that exceed $1T valuations in private funding rounds $1B = unicorn $10B = decacorn $100B = ? $1T = ???
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don't waste time with crypto
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“If I do not provide steady electricity in four years, do not vote for me for 2nd Tenure,” -BAT Thirty-two months after being incharge and instead of living by his powerful words, he now dumps National Grid that has been performing abysmally under his watch. Those were the powerful words then that inspired hope among Nigerians who longed for light in their homes, stability for their businesses, and growth for their nation. Yet, while Nigerians are still grappling with that unfulfilled, categorical electoral promise - and without clear communication on the obstacles, if any, we read of provision in 2025 budget about the ₦10 billion for solar power at Aso Rock, and in 2026 budget another humongous amount for upgrade and maintenance and now we are being scarcitically told that Presidential Villa has planned to be disconnected from the national grid to rely entirely on solar. It is a gross neglect and deeply worrisome when the seat of power abandons the national grid. One would expect government institutions to lead efforts to strengthen and expand the grid so that other establishments, and ultimately, citizens can benefit. If those in authority disconnect themselves from the system, who then will connect the ordinary Nigerian to reliable power? Promoting renewable energy, as solar systems do, is commendable and necessary for the future. However, this situation reflects a deeper concern: governance lacking compassion and commitment to the governed. You cannot tell the people to fast while feasting yourself, securing yourself while Nigerians remain unsecured. Nigerians do not expect 100% fulfilment of promises, but they do expect 100% effort, accompanied by measurable improvements and clear explanations when gaps exist. Leadership must serve the people, not isolate itself from their daily struggles. -PO
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kayandra retweeted
Calling your father "guy" is disrespectful sha.
Venting to a broke guy is so useless! This one said "So what are you going to do?" 😭🤦‍♀️
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Someone just said it
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14 Dec 2025
Yinmu. You will travel
9 Dec 2025
Just realized that March was the only month I didn’t board a plane this year. 2026 is the year I enjoy my house rent.
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7 Dec 2025
They called me a mad man.
I’m here in this small salon and I think the lady next to me is ovulating. I’m perceiving it.
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“Move Fast and Break Things” vs “Move Slow and Forge Things” “Move fast and break things” was a something we invented at Facebook to get a bunch of entitled Ivy League kids to grind for us. It worked. Then, all of Silicon Valley mistakenly confused correlation with causation and adopted this mode for themselves without questioning it. In a world of AI, those that continue to pray at this altar will be the first to lose their jobs. Moving fast and breaking things is exactly the low hanging fruit that AI will automate. Learn to move slow and forge things. Make things that can stand the test of time. Learn discipline and process and you’ll have a job forever.
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25 Nov 2025
TurboC
What was the first code editor you ever used? Mine was Sublime Text
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Writing rust doesn’t make you cracked. Rust just gives you certain things out of the box without trading performance. Also if you aren’t doing systems level stuff, rust is just pretty much like Go or other typed language in situations where you don’t need explicit lifetime management. What makes you cracked is what you can do with the tool you are given.
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These ill*gal streaming websites are so professional these days. They got the skip intro and next episode features and even remember where I last watched. They don't even have the ads telling me I won an iPhone or sexy singles 2km away. We've come a long way man wow.
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Some of our grandmothers most likely never read a single book on feminism yet were feminists in their own way. They ensured their girl child went to school, shielded them from early marriage, fought for opportunities and empowerment they never enjoyed, They may not know feminist theories but that doesn’t make them less of a feminist. We should all be feminists.
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16 Nov 2025
love is genuinely the whole point of this whole thing. life is nothing without love
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16 Nov 2025
You can’t innovate or skill your way out of bad governance ! The under investment in all areas is showing !
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A trend… Use ORM, write terrible DAO layers, face problems, blame ORM. Use Java, create bad abstractions, face problems, blame Java. Use k8s, write complex configurations, face problems, blame k8s. Use Postgres, design suboptimal table structure, face problems, blame Postgres. Use Docker, create bloated images, face problems, blame Docker. Basically blame technology, hide skill issues and move on.
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14 Nov 2025
Saw a tweet saying moral consistency is easy to demand but in truth it’s hard when the onus is on you… That is why no one should be a moral custodian, but, we seem to forget that on here a lot.
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The biggest takeaway from the unfortunate events of the last few days is simple, many of you should not be taken seriously. You stand for nothing, and it would be okay if you didn’t try to bully people who disagree with you. I’ve always known that “right” and “wrong” on this app depend entirely on who is speaking, but watching people flip-flop in real time, abandoning the same values they use to crucify others, has been unpleasant to witness. It should make you rethink how you behave here, and the grace you so easily withhold from others simply because you don’t know them personally or dislike them. Human beings are far too complex and layered to be reduced to a single label. This is why the refusal to apply nuance, and the eagerness to cast aspersions over one tweet you dislike, will always be seen as foolish to me. You called women expressing their opinions “pick me,” only to be caught in 4K auditioning to be picked, and being treated as less than human by questionable men, all for the cheap price of validation and proximity, while loudly claiming to “decenter men.” Meanwhile, the women you brand as “pick me” or “patriarchy princesses” have never been seen stooping that low. It’s painful to imagine working so hard to be your own woman only to end up profiled as a groupie to a questionable man😪 Watching this spectacle, hasn’t just been entertainment for me. It’s also forced me to think about how easily we ascribe credibility to tweets that give us the dopamine hit we crave and how much we worship money and access. It would make sense if we were willing to work for it, but the allure of what seems easy is too hard to resist, especially in a country like Nigeria. Look inward, all of you, men and women alike. You don’t need a humiliating spectacle to force a reset. What has happened in the last few days should be more than enough.
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i do find it a little offensive that C has a more robust type system than Go
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13 Nov 2025
GitHub is down 😅
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Oya let's see if he will drop the price again or if that last circular still takes effect
13 Nov 2025
Fucking idiots on this app defended this because Dangote…who doesn’t even send you. Fools! All of you!
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