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Apr 30
First time I saw this I assumed it was AI and it was kinda funny
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Apr 12
Some days SNL is perfect. Tonight’s was. Even the ending. Eesh.
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Mar 13
YES! what a wonderful Podcast @KATG @KeithMalley with @spkheller 🙌❤️👇
3966: A Wonderful World w/ Katharine Heller youtu.be/xNOayO99Ci8?si=RnYE… via @YouTube
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Mar 10
Half the people on this app melted down when they found out someone can buy a cookie with food stamps
Mar 10
New reporting reveals the US used more than $5 billion worth of munitions in the first 2 days of the Iran war.
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Mar 8
Someone’s grandparents are gonna see this on Facebook and flip their shit.
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Mar 8
You don’t know either, idiot
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Feb 18
I know my taxpayer dollars go toward a lot of dumb shit, but this might be the dumbest.
Feb 17
I’ve teamed up with @KidRock to deliver two simple messages to the American people: GET ACTIVE EAT REAL FOOD.
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Feb 8
Anyone else just pace on Super Bowl Sunday all afternoon like Let’s just go already!!!
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Jan 31
Well shit, maybe I WILL make up with my dad. He said it was worth “over $500,000,000!” I didn’t know that meant 1.2 billion!!!
KATG.com/gold with the great @jp_mcdade in 2022. you need VIP, use code FREETRIAL. It’s epic, and later in show related to the WWE in Riyadh.
Jan 29
A Treasure Hunter Is Suing The FBI. Claiming He Alerted Them To 7 Tons Of Buried Civil War Gold. They Stole It In A Secret Over Night Dig. The Gold is Worth Just Over $1.2 billion Today.
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Jan 30
Maybe if the last mayor wasn’t a fuckin dipshit New York wouldn’t have a $12 billion deficit
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Jan 20
This is exactly what the bad guy in The Running Man looked like
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25 Dec 2025
Saw Love Actually for the first time. So this director has like a hard-on for fat jokes, right? #MerryChristmas. I also saw Get Him to the Greek. Yeah, he did it.
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