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31 Jan 2017
I’d like to see a movie where the hitman opens the briefcase to assemble the high-powered rifle and sees it’s made by Ikea.
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Mar 18
My wife talked to me for nearly an hour about how much she can't stand chatty people.
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I have a very small dog — a Shih-tzu — and her behavior indicates that she has a Napoleon complex.
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21 Jul 2023
I don’t wanna brag, but my teenager just talked to me for like 8 seconds.
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16 Jul 2023
Dolly Parton is amazing!
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16 Jul 2023
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16 Jul 2023
Every Republican member of Congress voted against the Inflation Reduction Act.
That hasn’t stopped them from claiming credit now that billions of dollars and thousands of jobs are coming home.
That's alright: Bidenomics works for all of America.
ALT A graphic showing article headlines of Congressional Republicans claiming credit for investments they voted against.
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16 Jul 2023
#Apollo11 launch day, 54th anniversary.
🇺🇸🚀🌛
Steak and eggs today celebrating in style at home with my Anca.
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16 Jul 2023
Had enough yet ?
16 Jul 2023
Justice Samuel Alito’s wife leased land to an oil and gas firm as her husband heard cases involving the fossil fuel industry.
In May, Alito penned the majority decision for Sackett v. EPA, a decision which drastically scaled back the Clean Water Act.
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17 Jul 2023
Today, some of the books that shaped my life—and the lives of so many others—are being challenged by people who disagree with certain ideas or perspectives. And librarians are on the front lines, fighting every day to make the widest possible range of viewpoints, opinions, and ideas available to everyone.
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17 Jul 2023
You have wrinkled linen shirts. You have a hot, humid garage. Connect the dots, my friend. These are genius dots.
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15 Jul 2023
- Darling, you're manspreading again.
- I can't help it. It's the lavender.
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15 Jul 2023
After you fart three times in the car, DO NOT — no matter how funny it may seem — say to your wife: “To air is human.”
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31 Jan 2017
I’d like to see a movie where the hitman opens the briefcase to assemble the high-powered rifle and sees it’s made by Ikea.
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Because they might have paid us a couple of million dollars but instead we have been able to control and sell the Flying Circus everywhere in all formats. Python owns everything now including the movies except The Meaning of Life. We may be silly but we’re not stupid.
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