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Apr 26
Holy shit
Apr 26
THE GREATEST RUN IN HISTORY 🤯
Sabastian Sawe takes OVER A MINUTE off the world record in the marathon and becomes the first-ever sub-2 hour runner in an official race with a 1:59:30 victory over Yomif Kejelcha, who also breaks two hours in his debut marathon, running 1:59:41 for second.
Sawe is now 4 for 4 with marathon victories. After the leaders hit halfway in 60:29, Sawe ran 59:01 FOR HIS SECOND HALF as he and Kejelcha worked together to drop third placer Jacob Kiplimo, who himself ran 2:00:28 to finish under Kelvin Kiptum’s old WR mark.
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A good litmus test for someone's appreciation for real urbanism is their thoughts on Wrigleyville. Anyone focusing on the 1 block of corporate buildings/chains and not the historic charm and local businesses that make up the majority of the neighborhood is not a serious person.
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Mar 25
By that metric South Dakota would be #1 with around 1k bushels per person. Dumbass Nebraska fans making me defend Illinois fans I'm gonna be sick.
This is for the “Illinois is corn country” people. Nebraska runs this shit
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Mar 23
Oh my God they're stealing the name of a rivalry neither of them are a part of. I hope neither team wins and the stadium explodes.
Mar 23
OH MY GOD FARMAGEDDON IS ACTUALLY HAPPENING.
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Mar 22
Got every single women's first round game right except Iowa State I'm gonna be sick
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Mar 22
Which I suppose just means I picked 2 of the 3 seed upsets correctly
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Mar 14
Living a nationalized house race district is very strange. Anyway, I'll be voting for Kat.
Mar 14
Mark Ruffalo endorses Kat Abughazaleh for IL-09
"Don't let AIPAC buy our politicians.
Vote for Kat. Vote for a politician who will be working for you, not a foreign entity who drags us into wars and cares nothing for the American people"
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Mar 14
Bro is watching from a commercial airline flight 35,000 feet above the stadium
Mar 13
In a predominantly Iowa State section. I can confirm they do not know ball. The people that were in my mentions a while back implying that the aggressive booing of correct calls was strategic and not dumbness are full of it, they just are non ball knowers that love to get mad
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stupid mitchell retweeted
Mar 5
📸 The last photo of Mikaeil Mirdoraghi, a third-grade student killed in the reported U.S./Israeli strike on a primary school in Minab, Iran.
He is waving goodbye to his mother.
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Feb 26
This is actually fucking hilarious because Rocco is very obviously talking about how he didn't expect to be crammed into a shitty middle school lunch table for his press conference but somehow this dumbass thinks it's his first time seeing a microphone or something.
Feb 25
New Penn State QB Rocco Becht discovers he's not in Ames anymore. Cool scene at his first PSU presser. Stay tuned for more at Lions247.com
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Feb 25
Holy shit
CHICAGO THIS SUMMER WE ARE COMING BACK TO PLAY POTENTIALLY INFINITE SHOWS AT THE METRO, STARTING 7/16. TICKETS ON SALE TOMORROW AT 10 AM CST, IF A SHOW SELLS OUT WE DO ANOTHER ONE, DIFFERENT SETS & OPENERS EACH NIGHT CAN'T FUCKIN WAIT LETS GO AHHHHHH
POSTER ART BY @dashawnmahone
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This seems very bad. The state of ISU athletics feels extremely tenuous at the moment.
Iowa State Cancels Remainder of Gymnastics Season
📰: bit.ly/4am6ane
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Why the fuck didn't they light the torch during the climax of Nessun Dorma???
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Jan 21
Oh God this is giving Matt Eberflus
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Jan 20
Just straight up one of the most absurd seasons in all of sports. Wow.
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Jan 19
I'm at a complete loss for words that was absolutely unbelievable
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