@kevinmccaff on insta/TikTok/the new blue place. Comic: Letterman/truTV. Albums “Nice & Drunk” & “Not Helping.” Podcasts: Sex and the Cidiots & Bridgerton Bros.
Joined April 2009
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Hey, come find me somewhere else. I’m @kevinmccaff everywhere, you know?
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Greedily absconding over state lines and taking the Bears out of Illinois is a perfectly fitting legacy for the pack of failure nepo babies that are the McCaskey family. Born on 3rd base and got picked off trying to run back to second
Breaking: The Bears’ Board of Directors voted Thursday to advance the stadium development in Hammond, Indiana.
“There is more work to do, but barring anything very strange, it’s a done deal,” one source told @AdamSchefter.
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Vegas might as well pull the goalie now because Carter Hart doesn’t actually play the position
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“This @delta aircraft is not equipped for our free WiFi experience, but WiFi is available for purchase.” Tell me, what technological situation is that? Does the plane just need money? Is it like a jukebox deal? Feels like this is more a you thing, guys, don’t blame the plane
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27 Dec 2025
Ian Eagle on the Bulls / 76ers broadcast just said the sixers were “Edgemaxxing” because of VJ Edgecombe and Tyrese Maxey. And, well
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16 Dec 2025
Fox News was right, Howard Stern was canceled due to woke. At the end of 2028. Unless he wants to keep going at that point. Team Murdoch nails it once again
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8 Dec 2025
Do you have a dick that doesn’t work at all, no friends to speak of and family that hates you? Boy is there a gig for you
19 Sep 2025
America needs you! Join U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement today.
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8 Dec 2025
Is DJ Moore invisible? Is there something about him that Caleb Williams can literally not see? Does he have single digit blindness
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30 Nov 2025
This afternoon’s slate of games may be the worst football I’ve ever seen. The Great Famine of Offense
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30 Nov 2025
“Notre Dame you have to join a conference to be serious” yes, as serious as 5-loss Duke being in the championship game over Miami. Very serious stuff going on in the conferences I see
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29 Nov 2025
They say teams take on the personality of their coach. A Pat Narduzzi-led team being repeatedly, demonstrably and unnecessarily stupid sure seems to support that theory
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28 Nov 2025
No she did not . Thats ridiculous
26 Nov 2025
🚨BREAKING: Bari Weiss says Gen Z needs to listen to more CHARISMATIC voices like Alan Dershowitz.
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27 Nov 2025
“Turning onto 34th street now, this is ALWAYS a crowd pleaser — playing the score from the Social Network on synth, 8 feet tall with a the head of a squirrel & a single wing it uses to fly circles around the room, it’s my sleep paralysis demon! And behind him, Kristin Chenoweth”
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26 Nov 2025
On @Delta flight:
Gate Agent: passenger left a hat in 10A
Flight Attendant: the caterer wanted it, it’s gone. But don’t tell them that
GOTTA be a grace period, guys. If the plane’s in the air again, fine, but they just walked off the plane that’s still here! It’s not a portal
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15 Nov 2025
Crazy how much you have to fuck up for Texas cops to go “yeah that was pretty bad on our part, actually”
15 Nov 2025
We are aware of the incident in the NE tunnel involving a DPS trooper. He has been relieved of his game day assignment.
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15 Nov 2025
What a pussy in a big hat
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13 Nov 2025
They did it...they made the tiny wife
13 Nov 2025
First look at Matthew Macfadyen and Elizabeth Banks in ‘THE MINIATURE WIFE’
Follows a couple trying to keep their marriage together after he accidentally shrunk her to six inches high.
Coming to Peacock in early 2026.
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