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Jakey Faden retweeted
Cain has slain his brother.
He is 20 years old.
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These Max Payne ones are kinda needed honestly.
The games are antiquated on current PC hardware and require a fair amount of dicking around with in order to get working
They're also not available natively on current gen hardware either and I don't imagine a port is viable.
I'm fairly against remakes of videogames, but sometimes it is necessary
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He wrote The Waters of Mars be so fucking serious
Seeing a lot of people distinguishing between RTD1 and RTD2 now. There really wasn't much difference, it's just one was successful.
Even then it was farting aliens and "make it up as you go along" season finales. It was other writers that did the better episodes.
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That's the beauty of it bro, we study the source material, page after page, book after book... They won't even know we're actually larping...
And when the questions roll in, we use that knowledge to our advantage and we can keep posing like nothing even happened...
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He's a stand-in for Valve.
G-Man from Half-Life might be the greatest mystery in gaming. No one knows who he works for, what he wants, or even what he actually is. Interdimensional bureaucrat? Time god? Eldritch horror in a suit? The mystery is exactly what makes him so terrifying.
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Frantically writing notes because I can't wait to rip into this when I write about it.
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Shitting on RAGE when I haven't even played it yet bc I know that shit is gonna be buns when I get to it next week
The fact that a certain generation of gamers still prop this shit up is hilarious when this is the same dude who made garbage like DOOM³ and RAGE
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Jakey Faden retweeted
just two bugs in love
my crackship is the former from control and the advisors from half life
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Jakey Faden retweeted
Calmly reassuring myself this is a fetish tweet. This is porn. This woman is playing to fetishists. She is performing for an audience. It's not real. It isn't real. This is not happening in real life in this instance. It's fake
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Jakey Faden retweeted
I think what's been really helping change this rhetoric is everyone's realization that people actually get hotter in their 30s.
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Will say, I am rather fond of how this game incorporates the old aesthetics of DOOM into a more realistic setting.
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The fact that a certain generation of gamers still prop this shit up is hilarious when this is the same dude who made garbage like DOOM³ and RAGE
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They'd still need to be 45 minutes minimum (lest we have the fucking deranged pacing of Daredevil Born Again) but yeah I'd like this
Thinking about Andor atm and I’d love to see Doctor Who take an approach to its storytelling like that if it comes back!
12 episode seasons comprising of 3-4 arcs that flow cleanly from one to the other, like the early days
Think it’s time to bin off the 45 min story format
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Literally everything this game is doing on a gameplay front was done better in Combat Evolved #lol
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Can't even say "this aged poorly" because having played Halo 2 and Half-Life 2, it's fucking embarrassing even for its time.
Holy shit it's been a hot minute since I have genuinely hated a game.
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The way this game handles player agency is fucking horrendous.
I am doing absolutely dick all here, all the interesting shit is being done by other characters. I genuinely don't even know why I'm going from area to area.
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Audibly fucking groaned when I saw that this game has it's very own "On A Rail" section.
You know, the unanimously agreed upon worst chapter in Half-Life.
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