Life Goes On Regardless Of Who's Around. 🇳🇬 🦁Obi Agu. 👨🏾‍💻 AWS Cloud. Generational Wealth.

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If we never speak again, I'm just glad I got to tell the truth.
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Tuesdays are literally my busiest day of the week.
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All history ain’t good history
I be choosing the bitch i got history with over a new bitch every time
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Build somethin’ FN
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People already know what to expect rather than blind disappointment. Seems like a waste of time really.
I don’t understand choosing history over someone new when the history led yall to being right where you are w them lol
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You can't eliminate risk. You can only choose which risk you accept.
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SpaceX acquires Cursor Elon wants to destroy Sam lol
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Costco needs to get rid of the AT&T people. Sir, I'm here to buy 8 pounds of chicken wings, 600 paper plates, and a years supply of oil for my truck, not be harassed about changing my phone plan.
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That headache is gonna be crazy if your heart doesn’t explode
Tonight’s battle: 30 MGs of Adderall verse 100 MGs of Sildenafil
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Finding your person and starting a family is really tough
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It seems like the fastest way to make bank is to be “the help” to wealthier people. Nannies, dog walkers, caddies, assistants, etc. People with money don’t seem to do anything else themselves but work.
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You gotta stay far far away from folks that want to be famous. They have no shame.
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Album Title: THE REAL ME
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I’m always expanding my kingdom.
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Want airplanes to board faster? Charge $20 for overhead bin space. Make the first checked bag free. Boom. Problem solved.
Boarding back to front feels efficient and it's the reason you're still standing on the jet bridge. It loads an A320 in 31 minutes. The fastest known method does it in 11. Boarding speed is a luggage problem. A plane fills only as fast as people can lift bags into bins, and just a few can do that at once without standing in each other's swing space. Walking to your seat is a rounding error. Load the last rows first and twenty people pack into the back of the cabin reaching for the same bins, each one blocking the person behind, while the front half sits empty. Back to front nails the variable that barely matters and wrecks the one that decides everything. That's how the tidiest looking method becomes the slowest. The fix came from Jason Steffen, an astrophysicist who measures planets orbiting other stars. He got stuck in a jet bridge in Seattle in 2005, went home annoyed, and pointed his exoplanet optimizer at the problem. The answer: seat everyone in line exactly two rows apart. 12A, 10A, 8A, 6A. Now nobody is ever stowing a bag in front of the next person, so the maximum number of bags go up at once and the aisle never clogs. A 2011 test with real volunteers and real carry-ons confirmed it. Even random boarding (17:59) beats back to front, by pure accident. Scatter people and they spread out, so more bags go up at once. No airline runs Steffen for the same reason it works. It means splitting up families and boarding strangers one at a time in a fixed order, and a gate full of people won't comply. So the math sits on a shelf and we keep boarding the slowest way because it looks the most organized.
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Social media really a pretender’s playground.
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Learning from other people’s mistakes is just as important as learning from your own
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Pay things off. Live a minimalist lifestyle. Become uninfluenced.
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Make sure you’re investing. It’s no point in going to school, getting certifications, spending years in a corporate setting just to not have any money for yourself. Nobody wants to work forever. Not investing is neglecting self care and it’s irresponsible. You’re an adult, save like one.
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A lot of things in life, if you’ve done them once, you’ve done them a thousand times
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You really can't be 30 in peace. You make one mistake and it's "you're fucking 30" goddamn! Lmaooo
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