satirical muse account - Jason Kidd is a terrorist - bong maker by trade - endorsed by @mcuban #firenico #allfortx #texashockey
Joined February 2024
- Tweets 26,828
- Following 803
- Followers 1,162
- Likes 22,832
4,194 Photos and videos
Pinned Tweet
Klay Thompson on if he thinks he will be a mav next season -
“I came here to play with luka, will he be here next season?”
107
318
24,594
2,873,502
Hey look, there I am!
76
Knicks fans don’t deserve anything but pain and suffering
4
210
Dumbass @BenStiller trying to say those videos doesn’t represent knicks fans but theres like 40 different videos of it happening to different people.
We have eyes
2
25
This time yesterday i was rooting for the knicks to win the championship.
Now im wishing that plane hit a different building in 2001
1
161
Knicks fans randomly attacking anyone wearing a San Antonio Spurs jersey in the streets of New York after the Spurs win last night
50
The reff
171
UNEMPLOYED KiddMuse retweeted
Jun 9
The Knicks have been statistically FAR worse defensively with Brunson on the court than the Mavs with Luka in their respective finals
JB
— 113 DTRG on
— 97 DTRG off
— ( 16)
Luka
— 107 DTRG on
— 120 DTRG off
— (-13)
Jalen Brunson also has the WORST FG%/TS% in NBA finals HISTORY
Jun 5
Michael Wilbon on Jalen Brunson:
“Jalen Brunson is AT LEAST as valuable as Luka Doncic. At least. Brunson isn’t a great defender, but he doesn’t take a ‘I don’t give a damn approach.’ Luka doesn’t care about that side”
12
54
495
20,875
UNEMPLOYED KiddMuse retweeted
Jun 8
2x mvp and “best PG ever” played like shit because people were mean to him online?
Jun 8
Sam Presti on Shai Gilgeous-Alexander:
"He's playing against six people. He's got five defenders and the sixth is social media."
(via @Rylan_Stiles)
15
366
5,633
110,718
UNEMPLOYED KiddMuse retweeted
Jun 8
Cornballs from top to bottom over there holy shit.
Jun 8
“He’s playing against 6 people. He’s got 5 defenders and the 6th defender is social media.”
- Sam Presti on SGA
(Via @CAlmanza1007 )
70
786
14,628
496,060
Thanks fellas! @inthemageors @OThankKevin
My son lit up like a lightbulb
1
2
702
People just lie about Dirk man. His 3-year playoff peak is one of the best ever and in his career the only time he's been BAD in the post-season was the 07 Warriors. He was literally considered one of the most clutch players as well until he missed a free throw in the 06 finals..
Jun 7
Throughout his career, Karl-Anthony Towns has always been compared to Dirk Nowitzki.
For years, I thought that was a lazy comparison..until now.
How KAT is following in Dirk's footsteps for @ES_sportsnews
essentiallysports.com/nba-ac…
2
17
94
8,280
The Mavs biggest rival is their own fans
THIS OR THAT.
SPURS OR ROCKETS.
Which team is the Mavericks biggest rival? #MFFL
1
9
633
For context -
1. This was the max they could offer him
2. This was right after he was unplayable in the playoffs against the clippers.
Report: Jalen Brunson and his camp reportedly laughed at the Mavericks’ 4-year, $55 million extension offer in 2022, per Stein
#MFFL
8
770
UNEMPLOYED KiddMuse retweeted
This was the main stat ESPN was pushing all the time during Luka's finals run. Not the fact that he became the first player ever to lead the playoffs in total points, rebounds, assists and steals. This is such a great example of double standards and agendas they want to push.
Jun 6
61% blow-by rate in the Finals on 18 drives Wemby defended. Not that this is a useful stat or stat we hear much about anymore.
But we all remember how much it was talked about with Luka vs Boston in the Finals which was 58% btw...
12
233
1,786
73,937
UNEMPLOYED KiddMuse retweeted
Jun 6
61% blow-by rate in the Finals on 18 drives Wemby defended. Not that this is a useful stat or stat we hear much about anymore.
But we all remember how much it was talked about with Luka vs Boston in the Finals which was 58% btw...
Jun 6
What’s Wemby’s blow-by rate ?
113
839
6,687
645,953
Im convinced this guy is mentally handicapped
When Mike Brown wanted to change the offense to get the ball out of Brunson's hands more and play through KAT and move the ball, Brunson not only bought in but used the extra energy to play harder on defense. Even being a bad defender is mitigated with effort.
nypost.com/2026/05/13/sports…
Brunson is one Finals win away from having accomplished more than Luka has.
This is what's frustrating about Luka: if he led and played like Brunson, he would be so much better than not just Brunson, but everyone in the league that it would be a complete joke. It's a choice, that's why I'm critical of him.
2
162
Nick can’t hide his hate for Luka. He always has no matter how much he gas lights you. He’s always talked shit about Luka. He’s pathetic
Jun 4
At what point is losing Jalen Brunson a bigger mistake than Luka Doncic for the Dallas Mavericks?
5
2
48
2,470
UNEMPLOYED KiddMuse retweeted
The implication that LeBron James has been killing kids with Sprite for 25 years
Jun 5
Victor Wembanyama’s agent says he refuses to do endorsement deals with soda companies
"They all want him, but Victor will never sell soda. Because he doesn’t want to kill the kids."
(Via @JaredWeissNBA / h/t @TheNBABase )
120
1,637
37,550
2,417,793
This isn't an attempt to make a statement. Arms behind back and bowed head is very respectful to the flag. Most NBA players do this
You're just desperate for controversy
Jun 4
New “face of the NBA” Victor Wembanyama kept his arms crossed during the entire National Anthem ahead of the NBA Finals.
Community note
For context, it is helpful to know that Wemby is French, not American.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Victor_We…
The United States Flag Code specifically outlines that “Citizens of other countries present should stand at attention.”, which Wemby is doing.
uscode.house.gov/view.xhtml?req…
16
4
68
4,991
