| Auburn & DePaul Alum | Stop eating seed oils
Joined September 2011
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26 Aug 2019
I just really wanna surprise my mom with a car or a vacation someday
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Jun 10
Nobody having more fun than us
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May 30
Enjoying every second of this ride
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Jun 8
A pigeon got on my carriage at the L stop, rode with us for 2 stations, and got off in the Loop.
Everyone was intrigued as the pigeon walked the duration of the center of the car seemingly unbothered.
Can now confirm that it does, in fact, happen.
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May 30
Enjoying every second of this ride
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30 Jul 2024
#WhiteSox fans, today has been a day. Can't stand the saying, but it feels right to share here on the precipice of what will (hopefully) be new beginnings: "...smile because it happened"
A day will come again where we experience the feelings of this clip. See you there.
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15 Dec 2025
This is a Yukon Cornelius respecter account
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3 Nov 2025
I don't get any satisfaction from saying "Told ya so", Auburn fans. We look like buyout U right now. However, its a good time to highlight & eradicate the cabal of 'good ole boys' that are still clearly influential in the booster/athletic program.
Them guys gotta go.
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2 Nov 2025
The NFL just makes up whatever rules they want to enforce. Call me Ayesha Curry, Im sorry I just saw it live
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8 Oct 2025
i did not spend years turning the faucet off while i brushed my teeth so corporations could ruin the environment with festering AI slop
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29 Sep 2025
Ninja is just Fisher-Price for adults.
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16 Sep 2025
*opens YT app to seach for a song not on Spotify*
First thing shown is 1/2 screen ad for TikTok
*closes YT app immediately*
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3 Sep 2025
As you get older, you realize nobody was really watching or judging you, and the times you didn't do something from fear of what people might say, you really only cost yourself in a big way, they not only moved on, they were never really interested in the first place
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Coolhandd retweeted
1 Aug 2025
It all starts with this letter ✉️
Welcome to the Auburn Family. 🦅
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24 Jul 2025
Congratulations to Maine South for representing the Bears at NFL Flag Championships in Canton, Ohio! #ThisIsHSFootball
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20 Jul 2025
Feel bad for the dancing boat race kid. Dude had 1.5 weeks of legendary internet fame only to get dethroned by the Astonomer CEO/Coldplay incident
In 4 months we'll forget both happened
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19 Jun 2025
stacking cheeses and meats you’ve never heard of on crackers you can’t pronounce
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19 May 2025
Happy Trails to @AroundtheHorn
The soundtrack to many workouts and afternoons after school. Always appreciated the respect for a variety of opinions and the camaraderie. Thanks for the years of entertainment.
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16 Apr 2025
As a die-hard fan, if the McD's Snack Wrap return does indeed occur this summer, then we need to embrace the recession. If I can't buy a house, at least bring back the dang Dollar Menu for the people.
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