Shoot for the stars, and you’ll land out in the middle of space forever. Host of the @KrisAtRandom Hour, Fri. 1am EST; cohost @thesupertagcrew.
Joined August 2014
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22 Jul 2022
Hey, Tweeps! The @KrisAtRandom Hashtag Hour (Fridays at 1:00 am Eastern) is off tonight and taking a break for the rest of the summer. I’ll see you around….stay cool, folks! 😎 ☀️🏝
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"Damn! No way in hell did I think I'd be appointed to the position of 'Devil's Advocate'!"
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15 Jul 2022
"I can't believe you're STILL this sanctimonious...lol"
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15 Jul 2022
I’d like to speak with my lawyer. He should be here. #MyFirstWordsInHell
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15 Jul 2022
So I guess that solves the case of where the highway to hell is.🤎#MyFirstWordsInHell
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Honest to gawd, I didn't draw that chart!"
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"A mistake's been made, I tell ya! All I see are Joel Osteen, Pat Robertson, & the rest of those snake oil salesmen from TV."
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#MyFirstWordsInHell were, "Gimme that nipple, bitch!"
It was an interesting early childhood.
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