> Be retarded Jeet lawyer
> Like all Indians you got fake law degree from scam college
> Retarded brother starts business, scammed investors as is Indian tradition
> He gets sued
> You represent him because no way in hell will an Indian pay for professional services
> Get AI to write the whole brief
> Hallucinates, makes up entire cases
> Get fined $2500, forced to take ethics classes
> Fast forward one year, submit legal documents to the same case
> Used AI again and entered hallucinations again to the same judge, issued $5000 fine this time
> Argue that you've already paid $73,500 in completely unrelated fines for other mistakes during that case that you should only pay $950
> Judge denies
> Brother loses case, has to pay $1.4 million
> Brother counter-sues for $500 million
> Judge laughs and rips up the suit
You think you understand how retarded Indians are but I promise you that you don't