Joined July 2017
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9 Sep 2024
The time has come. We've had a good run but I can't take it anymore. This is no longer my bit. I will block anyone for any reason no matter how small I don't care. There's no need to subject myself to this anymore I have nothing to prove. It's time to take out the trash.
6 Jan 2022
I will never delete a tweet. I will never block anyone. My dms are open. I am rawdogging this damn app so hard. It's going to kill me.
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I would eat the british cheese and onion sandwich
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It's high enough that I avoid talking about it because I don't wanna be that guy
Fuck a face reveal, let’s height reveal. You first
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I want you to love me for my good opinions
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I'm a certain set of millennial women
i like how for a certain set of millennial women “go piss girl” has become an automatic polite social response in the vein of saying “bless you” but for peeing
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The busch light apple is the cherry on top
dude look what my irls r reposting 😭😭😭
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menace retweeted
I hope Tim is having a good pride month.
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People are hating on this but I think it's sweet
Sixth date with this guy. I’m bringing over panna cotta and spaghetti and meatballs and we’re having a movie night
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24 Jan 2023
We're in an open relationship (she lets me still be a reply guy)
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Idk what I was expecting but it definitely wasn't that
nightclub music last night in Shanghai, China went crazy
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Boobs
define boobs:
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I look like if you drew a Skarsgard from memory
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And you were accidentally thinking about Adam driver too much
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I admire the shamelessness of scrolling through someones media and liking an old pic
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It's straight to the point I like it
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Still can't upload pics on here so if you wanna see my life follow my insta
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I wish I was aloof and mysterious but I'm overeager and silly
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I want to stomp this thing into the dirt with my heel
Eega Beeva is an odd character, because looks so strange, and he's effectively the Poochie of the Mickey Mouse cast, a lot of fans who discover him dismiss him on design alone. Yet actual comic fans love him, because while he's gimmicky, he's funny, and that alone makes it work.
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Me and who
Friends with benefits actually means we get married so he can be on my health insurance plan
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I need an alternative to a peace sign in pictures what do you recommend?
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Would your childhood self be proud of who you are today
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