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mr_eggs 🇵🇸 retweeted
I like that everyone is crazy on here
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Old He-Man fans didn't go see the movie because they're all over 50 and dead.
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Old He-Man fans are celebrating Masters of the Universe bombing. They claim a serious, dramatic movie would have saved it. Are they right?
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mr_eggs 🇵🇸 retweeted
I actually love this, but for none of the reasons they intended. We deserve to have our faces rubbed in the shit that is American culture and see it for what it's always been. We're in for a spectacular collapse, folks🍻🇺🇸🦅
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mr_eggs 🇵🇸 retweeted
People just go on here and try and manifest a completely new reality huh
Jun 12
One of my favorite parts about the 90s is we just ate whatever food we wanted. Food was food. No one argued about what food was bad and what food was healthy. We just minded our business in general. At least that’s how I remember it
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mr_eggs 🇵🇸 retweeted
Humans love each other. It’s in our nature. It’s the unnatural class of resource hoarding elites that convince you otherwise. Let us – together – destroy them and end this 5,000 year cycle of needless violence.
Amazing things are happening in America right now 😭 #WorldCup
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What’s your @ on TruckerSucker?
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mr_eggs 🇵🇸 retweeted
you can just tell he’s thinking about podracing
🚨 George Lucas e sua esposa, Mellody Hobson, presentes no jogo de Estados Unidos e Paraguai pela Copa do Mundo.
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There’s no better feeling than being a biracial woman’s favourite white boy.
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mr_eggs 🇵🇸 retweeted
So it really is just every single conservative isn’t it.
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Disclosure Day is a film about aliens coming out of the closet and humanity having to struggle with their internalized homophobia to reach an intergalactic understanding.
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Imagine if there was a Walmart here.
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If Canada has a housing crisis, why don’t they build houses within the red circle?
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I can hear my daughter and her friend giggling and saying ‘booty hole’ to each other.
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mr_eggs 🇵🇸 retweeted
I think it’s cool that if you spent enough time talking on camera in the last 10 years your soul is forfeit
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mr_eggs 🇵🇸 retweeted
wdym they're beta testing lesbian porn?
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mr_eggs 🇵🇸 retweeted
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sorry to do observational humor but "wheel of fortune" is a really intense name for what that show is
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