Proud Newfoundlander, Husband, Harley Owner, Flyers Fan... I help keep Toronto moving. Pronouns? F*ck Around/ Find Out…Opinions expressed here are mine alone…
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Thanks for all the birthday love, everybody!! So far, 39 isn’t half bad!!
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If tomorrow’s my birthday, that can only mean that today is the lovely @FayeGrim ‘s! Happy birthday, Toni-Marie!! 🥳
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Zellers is about to open two brick-and-mortar locations in Ontario
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Thankyou Google maps for protecting the cow's privacy
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Apr 27
Little update on our guy, Shane, who had his jersey stolen at Flyers/Pens Game 3 last week!
His old jersey has officially been replaced. And like the polite sweetheart he is, he wrote this cutie little thank you note. 🖤🧡
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Apr 23
Philly fans are the absolute best 😭💀
Legendary billboard by @PhansofPhilly
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Apr 21
Just noticed this resemblance. Also they have the same number of goals against the @NHLFlyers so far in this @NHL playoff series
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🚨 BREAKING: A Liberal MP sent this text to Conservative MP Billy Morin today:
“Wondering if u ever had any reflections on what it would mean or wish to explore the dark side… We do want to grow our caucus to 7 preferably 8.”
Read that again.
“The dark side.”
That’s a sitting government MP, texting an elected opposition member, asking him to abandon the people who voted for him.
Not because of policy.
Not because of principle.
Because they want to hit a NUMBER.
7 preferably 8.
They’re shopping for MPs like they’re filling a baseball team roster.
Morin said NO.
He called it a “shameless power grab in the face of democracy.”
He’s right.
5 MPs have already crossed.
Globe reported 8 more being courted.
Canadians voted for a MINORITY government.
Carney’s team is in the text messages of opposition MPs trying to get a majority Canadians never gave him.
THE LIBERALS TURNED CANADA INTO A BANANA REPUBLIC.
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Apr 14
🚨 BREAKING
Carney just got his majority.
Not through an election.
Through floor crossings.
5 MPs poached.
Secret target list of 10.
“Explore the dark side” text messages.
Canadians voted for a minority.
He MANUFACTURED a majority anyway.
THIS IS NOT A TRUE DEMOCRACY.
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Apr 10
Un turista se puso a jugar competencia de figuras con toallas con los empleados de un hotel en su vacaciones y lo registró en un video. Espectacular .
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TTC Electrical and Trades Workers Deliver Strong Strike Mandate | Business Wire Press Releases | thecanadianpressnews.ca thecanadianpressnews.ca/busi…
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Mar 21
A family from Brampton thought they’d found the perfect shortcut, dumping a mountain of household trash in a quiet Ontario cornfield. They thought they were being slick—until they realized they’d left behind shipping labels with their full address printed right on them.
The farmer who discovered the mess wasn’t looking for a legal battle; he preferred a more personal delivery. He loaded their garbage into his tractor’s front-end loader and drove straight to their suburban driveway.
When he knocked, a woman answered and quickly tried to play it cool, denying she was the person named on the packages. But the plan fell apart when a younger girl stepped to the door. The farmer pointed to a discarded toy in the pile and asked, “Is that your stuffed animal?”
The girl’s honest nod was all the confirmation he needed. Out of the kindness of his heart, the farmer tipped the loader, returning every bit of the family’s junk right onto their doorstep.
The lesson is clear: you can try to outsmart a farmer, but you’ll never outwork one. 🚜 Don’t mess with the people who feed you!
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Mar 21
If bartenders can go to jail for over-serving alcohol to someone who then kills another person, judges should go to jail for releasing criminals who do the same.
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Mar 21
🚨 CANADA IS COOKED
A midwife from the UK just had her work permit denied in British Columbia.
Why?
She failed a language test.
She is from ENGLAND.
She speaks ENGLISH.
ENGLISH IS HER NATIVE TONGUE.
Meanwhile:
-8 people were arrested in January for bribing their way to commercial truck licences in Ontario
-A man in Quebec made over $600,000 helping 709 people cheat on their written driver’s tests using hidden cameras and earpieces
-Niagara College had to force 400 students from India to retake English tests after “inconsistencies” were found
-Online ads are STILL openly selling fake IELTS and CELPIP certificates
-There’s a 25% nursing shortage nationwide
THOUSANDS OF PEOPLE ARE CHEATING their way into this country on fake language scores and rigged driving exams.
But an English-speaking midwife from the UK, during a healthcare crisis, gets told to leave?!
😭😭😭
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Steve’s Music Store on Queen Street closes today after nearly five decades. Why music lovers say ‘it’s tragic to see’ cp24.com/local/toronto/2026/…
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Mar 21
He knows who Tommy Shelby is now.
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Mar 20
“Give my car to Johnny Dogs,
My wine to The Garrison pub,
My horses to someone who's no work for them,
My bullets to someone who's no names to write on them,
And my guns to someone who has no use for them.
Once, I nearly got fucking everything, but nearly doesn't count.
But throughout it all, I had me family.
We are reunited now, in whichever place will have us.
Burn my body, let the ash blow.”
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Mar 19
PIERRE CRUSHED IT ON JOE ROGAN:
-He defended Canada against 51st state comments
-He was very charming
-He REFUSED TO CRITICIZE CARNEY on foreign soil
-He rightfully so, defended that Castro is not Trudeau’s father
-He respectfully & tactfully didn’t fall into conspiracy theory traps
-He did a beautiful job explaining his role as the Opposition & how keeping the government to account is the most loyal thing one can do
Joe Rogan showed a great deal of respect for him, his intelligence & they both laughed hysterically when Joe asked him
“How did you lose?!”
People don’t realize, that as much as Joe Rogan is painted as “far right”, he’s logical and I consider him well balanced.
There’s a reason why he has the biggest podcast in the world.
Pierre did an incredible job.
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Mar 17
For the record.
Canada is sleepwalking into recession, with a collapsing standard of living and a soaring cult of Mark Carney, and once again earning its honorary place as a member of the Third World. Even as growth flatlines, per‑capita incomes stagnate and policymakers openly tell Canadians to get used to being poorer, Carney enjoys record‑level approval ratings unmatched in a decade. It is a bleak rerun of the early 1980s, when Pierre Elliott Trudeau’s interventionism delivered stagflation, recession and mounting debt while Ottawa insisted that more state control was the cure.
The difference now is that the delusion is more brazen: Bay Street demands higher rates to clean up the non-existent inflationary mess, Carney wraps managed decline in climate and “equity” branding, and the political class applauds. Proof that Marx’s bourgeois socialists are not just alive in Canada, they are firmly in charge.
Liberals seeing record-high support on first anniversary of Carney becoming PM: Nanos ctvnews.ca/politics/article/…
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