has been. 💾 Forever OpenSOC Shenanigans

Joined January 2014
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29 Sep 2022
Replying to @KyleHaxWhy
Heyo. I’m Kyle. I’m a Sr. Threat Detection and Incident Response Solution Architect for AWS. I host AWS on Air, and help the community better prepare for Incident Response on AWS. My vibe is if the community has a need - I’ll do my best to find a way to help.
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5 Mar 2025
Spicy take 🔥🔥🔥 Grape Red Vines are better than Twizzlers.
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17 Nov 2024
Something in the way…
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Kyle! retweeted
3 Oct 2024
☎️ Calling RDS for #MySQL users! zero-ETL integrations with #AmazonRedshift are now available with data filtering replication to multiple data warehouses, and more! Join AWS OnAir on Fri Oct 4th at 12 PM PT to start unifying your data 👉 go.aws/3XZ46M2 #AWS #databases
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27 Sep 2024
Today I learned “the distance” by Cake is not in fact, about a race car driver.
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7 Sep 2024
So - what’s been going on friends?
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28 May 2024

ALT Abe Grandpa GIF

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14 Feb 2024
How's your mental state? I'm listening to Creed right now if that tells you anything..
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5 Feb 2024
AfterEffects makes the CPU fan go BRRRRRRRRRR
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4 Feb 2024
Oh hai
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19 Jan 2024
Alright friends who travel frequently for work. It’s time to retire my luggage that I’ve used for 10 years. Bonus for luggage recommendations - and do you:
0% Check luggage
100% Carry-on Backpack/Bag
3 votes • Final results
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19 Jan 2024
Dang. 10 years.
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22 Dec 2023
Well dammit. #oldfart
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13 Dec 2023
Out of office is set. PTO until Jan 2nd commences now.
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28 Nov 2023
Who on earth gave me a microphone?
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27 Nov 2023
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26 Nov 2023
The taxi I’m in smells like cigarettes and booty. I must be in Vegas.
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25 Nov 2023
There’s also a Walgreens attached to the Venetian - you just need to go to the walking path over by Buddy Vs
Protips for @AWSreInvent: - load up on water at CVS (4 liters min) - do NOT pick up the snacks in the room (you get charged) - very comfy shoes you'll be walking a LOT - try to get enough sleep 😴 - pack with room for swag (I go 50% empty)
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14 Nov 2023
Who will be at @awscloud #reInvent23?
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1 Nov 2023
🎶my type of vacation is isolation🎶
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6 Oct 2023
I think @endingwithali getting stuck in an elevator and the timing of coming across this is 🤌
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