When's the last time you actually made money in crypto? Be honest, ser. Mine? 4 hours ago. 🫡

Shorting ETH? Bold move, ser. Sure, macro looks ugly, and the charts might be giving you that 'back to 3 figs' energy... but let's be real for a second. 1. ETH has a deflationary supply post-Merge. Less ETH circulating = harder to bet against. 2. Staking is locking up a massive chunk of supply, and withdrawals aren't exactly flooding the market. 3. The ecosystem isn't going anywhere. DeFi, L2s, NFTs, it all still runs through ETH. Shorting here feels like running into a burning building hoping to find a fire extinguisher. It might work, but if it doesn't... Make sure you've got the collateral to back that conviction.

Has anyone else had the same experience as me? I've bred a total of 17 times with an 85% / 14% / 1% rarity rate, and every single result was Common 🥲 An unlucky experience with @Jaileddotfun 🙏

Crawling back from the brink of liquidation with one solid trade? Chef's kiss. Nothing like the adrenaline of surviving your own bad decisions.

Go to Prison. Onchain. jailed.fun

The Most Unhinged Prison Simulator Built on Solana Jailed is launching on June 4th under 72 hours.

First white-hat exploit on Ethereum: I unlocked 1,003.62 Ξ ($2,000,000) trapped in a 2016 ICO smart contract for 9 years. The 48 original investors can now claim their funds.

Tomorrow.

几个月前，一位中国朋友建议我买入 $GUA 项目，他认识项目团队。 我以0.15美元的价格买入，然后以0.24美元的价格全部卖出。眼睁睁看着它涨到1.7美元，真是令人抓狂。 因为我只是从朋友那里得到消息，所以没办法告诉他什么时候该获利了结。 后来我给了他5000美元作为感谢。在加密货币领域，人脉关系真的非常重要。我也从中国朋友分享的内幕消息中赚了不少钱。

Drop Soap. Make Money. after building @addicteddotfun, we asked ourselves "what's even more crazier than selling drugs onchain?" then we found the idea a prison game where you drop soap to make money that became @Jaileddotfun a new hyper speculative prison sim on solana prison is one of the most culturally relevant place for CT now imagine people are farming soap, breeding prisoners, flexing rare inmates people won’t just play the game they’ll post their prison, prisoners, and prison lore all over the timeline for the past 8 months, we built 4 different versions of prison games. and finally we built a game thats even more addictive and viral than addicted Jailed has potential to become the most viral game in crypto history countdown starts in a few days you are not bullish enough

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