Michelle Obama is clearly not a man, but Melania Trump is clearly a hooker who went from the whorehouse to the White House.

RT @suzamaroo: Joe fucking Rogan, you pathetic, spineless, grifting sack of shit. Last night, you sat there like a total cucked out bitch a…

He fucked up launching this illegal war. It was always gonna end with him lying and claiming “victory.” It ain’t no victory. We lost. America lost. Trump is a loser. Everything Trump does makes America weaker and worse off.

Barack and I were so honored to have @AkunyiliCrosby create our portrait for the Obama Presidential Center. Her artistic brilliance shines through — and the way she infused such life and joy into the piece is truly extraordinary. We love it, and we think everyone who visits the Center will too!

UPDATE 2: All hell is already breaking loose outside White House press releases and corporate media. Apparently the supposed "deal" says Israel will cease hostilities, and Israel has *rejected* that. The sides also dispute every aspect of the nuclear component. THERE IS NO DEAL.

Any media outlet that reports on a deal allegedly signed today that no one has seen and no necessary signatory has admitted to signing besides Trump—who was demanding he be given the *birthday gift* of a deal in a war of choice *he started*—is committing journalistic malpractice.

An idiot goes to Washington

Donald Trump is the worst President in history.

Now we know Vice-President Vance has been helping lead the Epstein cover-up from the Situation Room. The VP owes the survivors and the American people answers.

When he’s gone and this is all over, I don’t want to hear a single Republican in Congress talk about how shitty and dangerous he was when they spent the entire fucking time sucking his dick.

Susan Collins is spineless and corrupt. And in 145 days, we will defeat her.

On today’s episode of Idiocracy-The Reality Show. Brought to you by World Liberty Financial (an Uday/ Qusay production) Seems like President Trump is losing some of his mojo. Napping at home in the Oval is one thing, but on date night with Dolan at the Garden??? Get that man a Diet Coke. Sadly none of the cool kid celebs are coming to his $60M Wrestle Mania birthday bash… at least Lindsey G will be there! He loves wrestling. I’ve heard he might be entering the cage himself. At 6’3 224 lbs he is almost in the exact same shape as the 6’4 238 lbs Jon Jones in his prime. Amazing genes I guess. Thank goodness he did wake up long enough to end the war in Iran. Again. Again. And stay tuned for a preview of next week’s episode where once again the war in Iran will be over. Again.

Congrats, @grahamformaine! Maine Democrats chose a fighter with the grit to take on billionaires and giant corporations and WIN. This grassroots movement is just getting started. On to November—let's flip this seat and take back the Senate!

Over the past week, I’ve heard from 20 Maine Democrats. Their support for Graham Platner hasn’t wavered one bit — if anything, it’s even stronger. Maybe they know something the national political pundits don’t. 🤷‍♂️

But you're stupid enough not to remember that this was in 2019, Obama wasn't president then, and his attendance didn't require anywhere near the same level of security that a sitting president requires.

We are the ONLY country on Earth where *some* people believe that this is what a functioning President looks like. We are a laughingstock.

Not even close to the absolute worst thing. Just a typical day for King Donald.

Donald Trump would rather call a reporter crooked and stupid and run out of an interview than admit that he is simply lying about California’s elections.

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I believe, more than ever, Trump needs to be chided, insulted, and laughed at. His ability to let things go, is nil. We saw that this morning. He's narcissistically battered, severely ill, and increasingly paranoid. He's consumed by rage, fear, malice, and impulsiveness inherent to his aberrant psychopathology. He's physically weakened by disease. His massive energy swings portend to increased medication to treat neurological diminishment. And his recalibration periods are longer. He feels the sand exiting his hourglass. He's distrusted and ineffective on the world stage, crazed by bad economic indicators at home, and panicky at the prospects of losing the midterms. His math is 6th grade level - one grade above his vocabulary - as he keeps repeating idiocies. His myth is now being sustained only by gaslighting and puffery. And when he is challenged, he comes off poorly. He is, like always, terrified of humiliation. It's our collective obligation - Dems, Ind's, the media, business leaders, sane people - to challenge him more. The election was not rigged - he lost. America is not more respected under him, it's more reviled. His war in Iran was strategically asinine. The deal he will be forced to make will be worse than Obama's. Epstein is a massive cover-up. His polls are in the toilet. Celebs and artists want no part of him. His name is toxic. Nobody trusts him.