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14 Feb 2022
Gnight Twitter! Sleep tight! Except for that one racist tool who's upset about black characters in the new middle earth series. I hope you step on Legos while barefoot.
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Koteletter!
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This will of course subject all women to being profiled and harassed.
Boosie says trans women won’t be allowed at his topless pool party: “We will be checking Adam’s apples & strong facial features and large hands”
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New: Babies who don’t get the vitamin K shot are 81 times more likely to develop severe bleeding. In many cases, oxygen can’t reach their brains and blood pools around their skulls. Yet driven by misinformation, more parents are refusing the injection. propub.li/42PRfyl
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Husk det er i dag kl. 12 sirenerne testes - både de udendørs sirener og på mobilen. #dktrafikinfo
I dag kl. 12 tester vi Danmarks varslingssystemer sammen med Rigspolitiet. De fysiske sirener lyder udenfor, mens vi også tester S!RENEN på mobilen. Læs mere på brs.dk.
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SQUEE!! The first guest star for ComicCon Denmark has been named! Giancarlo Esposito! SQUEEEEEE!!!!
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Are yall at these #NoKings protests registering people to vote? Are yall coming to the realization that the Democratic Base knows what they're talking about? Are yall planning to elect a Democratic #VetoProofMajority in November? If not, then yall are wasting time 🤷🏾‍♂️
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Feb 20
Me at work today, when someone wants to argue with me about a procedure I WROTE...

ALT Aslan Do Not Cite The Ancient Magic To Me Witch GIF

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11 Dec 2025
Work trip in Germany. Maaaaan my German is rusty. Last time I was in a German language class, there was still a BRD and a DDR.
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6 Dec 2025
Chocolate buns for the handball club's cafeteria stand. I think they'll go quick.
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3 Dec 2025
Wordle 1,628 1/6 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
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You will kill your dad if you convince him not to do chemo. Your Sincerely, A brother who’s mother killed his sister doing the same thing
To be honest, I am in a huge dilemma trying to convince my Dad to not undergo chemotherapy while all doctors (whom he seems to still trust) are suggesting and pressuring him If you were in my shoes, what would you do? And some of you have been in my shoes, so what did you do?
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Despite its known side effects, chemotherapy is still recognized as one of the most effective and safest treatments for many forms of cancer. Ignoring a doctor’s recommendation to use chemotherapy treatments may result in worsening conditions and death. pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/37306903/
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Replying to @Phil_Lewis_
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18 Nov 2025
Voted today in Denmark. I swear the ballot gets longer every time. Me, trying to find the end of the two ballots I received:
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13 Nov 2025
Some folks will get it.
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8 Nov 2025
Sitting at the bar here in Ireland, and almost all the guys are bringing their pints of beer with them into the bathroom. Are you that afraid someone's gonna dump it out or?
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3 Nov 2025
On the ground in Ireland. Here's to a good trip!
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30 Oct 2025
Nope. NOPE OH HELL NO. ABSOLUTELY NOT. FUCK THOSE STAIRS.
someone is headed to the ER, and someone else is dying behind this whoop that architect's ass for this
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30 Oct 2025
Hurrah! Vi betalte vores huslån af!
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29 Oct 2025
I got a co-worker smashed the night before his wedding, shipped him off to Vegas and he woke up in a hotel on the strip, without his wallet, used condoms on the floor and no memory of how he got there. @JustJoshinNH did I do it right? :D
26 Oct 2025
Share a piece of Evil lore about yourself
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28 Oct 2025

ALT Cant Speak Nathan Fillion GIF

'you guys' dumbass here is trying to explain dutch humor to the dutch.

ALT Its Karen It'S Karen GIF

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