POV:
you survive enough heartbreak to finally turn your healing into words βππ€
Soft Life After Loss.
Written by me.
And yesβ¦ Iβm still processing the fact that I became an author. #author#softlifeafterloss#coffeeteaorlabrish#resetwithcoffee
The goal isnβt to become somebody else. The goal is to become yourself without all the fear, guilt, and expectations you picked up along the way. #MorningAlignment
Dennis bringing Porshaβs engagement ring back years later while sheβs fresh out of a divorce? Baby, thatβs not closureβ¦thatβs a jump scare. No wonder sheβs triggeredππ #RHOA
Cynthia giving Drew a pass for arriving at the gala when it was already ending? Baby, Cynthia Bailey is nicer than me because three hours late is a whole different event. π #RHOA#WWHL
Tea House Debate βοΈ:
Question: If all your bills were paid and you lived in a mansion, would you stay with someone who openly dated other people, or is peace worth more than luxury? πβοΈ #wwhl#rhoa
Andy asking Cynthia if sheβd stay with a man who openly dated other women as long as he paid the bills? Baby, thatβs not a relationship question, thatβs a sociology exam. π #wwhl#rhoa
Saying Brian is βthe gift that keeps givingβ after the tracker, arrest, and restraining order? Baby, thatβs not a gift. Thatβs a subscription service nobody asked for. π #RHORI
The reunion ainβt even started and Andy already got the husbands on stage talking about trackers, arrests, restraining orders, affairs, and pregnancies. Baby, Rhode Island said βseason finaleβ and then pulled out a whole second season in the last episode. π #RHORI
Tea House Debate βοΈ:
Question: If someone says they donβt want to see proof because itβs too painful, should everyone respect thatβ¦or does the truth deserve to come out no matter what? π #RHORI
Brian admitting to things on camera when nobody asked him to is wild. Baby, sometimes silence really is free. You waited this long Now Rulla looks silly for riding with you and you jumping ship π #rhori
Make sure youβre getting the #rhori tea in this tea house. Join me and your fellow watchers, the conversation is getting π₯΅ facebook.com/share/g/1EAWkrpβ¦
Alicia and Billy: Nine years later and theyβre renewing the engagement before the wedding. Baby, at this point itβs not a relationship timelineβ¦itβs a scenic route. But I love them together. ππ #RHORI
Alicia yelling βThatβs God!β When the messy question landed where it needed to go is sending me. Baby, not God catching strays in game night. π #RHORI
Rulla said she didnβt want to play the game and honestly, the person who never wants to play the game is ALWAYS the one with the most to lose. π #RHORI
Alicia literally walking Billy through how to propose to her and him still pulling it off is sending me. π Baby, sometimes men donβt need hints, they need instructions and a PowerPoint. #RHORI
Liz and Joellen finally make peace for approximately 11 minutes before the group starts talking about videos, affairs, and βmind your business.β Baby, peace on Bravo has a shorter shelf life than milk. πβ #RHORI
Pinky talking bankruptcy, rebuilding her business, AND protecting her marriage all at the same time? Baby, entrepreneurship ainβt for the weak. Everybody loves the success story, but nobody wanna talk about the nights youβre crying over spreadsheets and legal fees. #RHOA
Not Porshaβs sister basically saying date five men and eliminate them by red flags. Baby, this is The Bachelorette: Atlanta Porsha edition. πΉ #RHOA