I'm rubber and you're glue.

Joined June 2012
389 Photos and videos
5 Nov 2022
Don’t forget that tomorrow at 2am you’ll be able to use your oven clock again.
30 Apr 2022
To open, only the harshest of misfortune wished upon your dilapidated damsel and the conglomerate of brethren with who you most closely and openly associate.
9 Oct 2021
To anyone going through a mid ass song…
22 Dec 2019
Who’s making a big deal? Not me 🤣🤣 #atlantamagazine #bestofatl #solidcore
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1 Nov 2019
#westend is the Wild Wild West of traffic law adherence.
29 Oct 2019
Chill, pumpkin.
21 Oct 2019
Samesies.
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25 Aug 2019
Camouflage in social settings serves the opposite purpose as in the wilderness. Camo in a social setting is like douche highlighter.
29 Nov 2018
11.29.05 I met the best part of me. Today I have a teenager.
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2 Oct 2018
Who did this? 🤣
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27 Sep 2018
Friendly barista #Dreamforce18
27 Sep 2018
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17 Jul 2018
Tide pod consumption and moving car #inmyfeelingschallenge attempts are 2018 natural selection at its finest.
14 Jan 2018
Happy birthday @CreatureBeerCH
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11 Nov 2017
6 weeks spent. Several physical / mental limits pushed, comfort zones expanded, and friends… instagram.com/p/BbXuf1Jn7Au/
22 Oct 2017
Athens Half Marathon 2017 was brutal but awesome. @CreatureBeerCH @ AthHalf Half Marathon instagram.com/p/Baja6CGH6iA/

9 Oct 2017
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