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8 Nov 2024
Me as a Disney Princess!! AI is crazy wild!
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Baby, I am missing you
I want you by my side
And I hope you'll miss me too
Come back and stay
I think about you every day
I really want you too
You swept my feet right off the ground, you're the love I found
Doctor Jones, Jones, Calling Doctor Jones
Doctor Jones, Doctor Jones, Get up now (Wake up now)
Doctor Jones, Jones, Calling Doctor Jones
Doctor Jones, Doctor Jones, Wake up now (Wake up now)
Ah-yippie-yi-yu
Ah-yippie-yi-yeah
Ah-yippie-yi-yu-ah
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Might get a spider like this. Idk.
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Jun 13
There’s a world that’s waiting to unfold
A brand new tale no one has ever told
We’ve journeyed far, but you know it won’t be long
We’re almost there, we’ve paid our fare with the hobo song
youtu.be/9p13E41WO4U?si=jx0g…
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Jun 13
There is a live YouTube stream of the judge ordered removal of Donald Trump's name from the Kennedy Center for those that are celebrating.
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LacieInBloom🍁🍁🍁 retweeted
Our official response to the 51st state
What's your problem with Canadians? Maybe you should be forced to add this to your username 💩
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LacieInBloom🍁🍁🍁 retweeted
BREAKING: Elon Musk is expected to have a net worth of $1.33 trillion this year
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Jun 11
I'm not talking of a hurried night
A frantic tumble then a shy goodbye
Creeping home before it gets too light
That's not the reason that I caught your eye
Which has to imply, I'd be good for you
I'd be surprisingly good for you
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Jun 11
I'm starting to find everyday profanity a smidge boring so I have decided to create a new cuss word.
It is open source so please feel free to use it. I encourage it.
farkhan
/FAR-kan/
adjective, adverb, intensifier
A mock-profane substitute used to add emphasis, frustration, surprise, or dramatic flair without resorting to actual profanity.
1. Used before a noun, adjective, or verb to intensify meaning.
“Where are my farkhan keys?”
“That was farkhan hilarious.”
2. Expressing annoyance, disbelief, or comic exasperation.
“Oh, for farkhan’s sake.”
“You’ve got to be farkhan kidding me.”
3. Used playfully among friends as a deliberately absurd, non-offensive swear word.
“This printer is a farkhan menace.”
Origin:
Modern colloquial joke-word; likely coined to sound satisfyingly rude while remaining socially survivable.
Usage note:
Best deployed with theatrical irritation, minor inconvenience, or when actual swearing would be excessive. Pairs well with lost tools, broken printers, bad drivers, and technology behaving like it has personal motives.
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Jun 10
Where it's covered in all the colored lights
Where the runaways are running the night
Impossible comes true, intoxicating you
Oh, this is the greatest show
We light it up, we won't come down
And the sun can't stop us now
Watching it come true, it's taking over you
Oh, this is the greatest show
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The very rare @FarhanKhanCA Spider!!
The Farhanarachne Nocturna!
Not as friendly as he appears!!
This jumping spider's facial markings create the illusion of an elderly face staring back at you
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Oh dear...
Crimea seems to be running short on gas for some reason.....
Jun 5
The incredible gas lines of today's Russian occupied Crimea put the 1970's OPEC-American Oil Embargo to shame.
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Don't worry folks...
@FarhanKhanCA 's appointment went swell and the Proctologist says his butt is rainbow high....
Actual footage.
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Might try.
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HAHA... MAGA Men are stupid.
(I mean we knew this already but....)
psypost.org/high-iq-men-tend…
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