#smokefleet Me Jaguar & I will come to your Emotional Rescue. Retired ASE Master Mechanic. Boston Sports Fan. Masshole in the Midwest. Parody
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I just had a similar conversation about bullies with my 9yo son tonight. Don't stoop to their level. It's hard & it hurts sometimes, but never be any less of the good person you are.
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I'll believe a deal of any kind between the US and Iran is going to be signed on Trump's birthdayโand that it's a real deal, not utter BSโ25 years from now if historians write about it.
*That's* how little I trust this reporting.
STOP TRYING TO KICK THE FOOTBALL, CHARLIE BROWN.
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Ya, sure he is๐๐คฃ
Whatever you have to tell yourself to feel better about the fact that your son was issued a protective order against you, I guess๐คทโโ๏ธ
Your son is embarrassed of you. Poor kid.
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HAPPY OBAMA APPRECIATION DAY!
Grab a pic from my thread, and share this post for extra visibility.
Got a better pic? Drop it in the comments for others!
Drown the orange chump in pro-Obama-memes and the #ObamaDayJune14 hashtag!
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Hey friends at Smoke Fleet. A new song with a new genre is in production... The working title is "HAFTY SHAFTY"... Comment with your image if you'd like a cameo appreance... Big โค๏ธ... This one is (((B00M)))...
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Bet you cant wait to get father's day gifts tomorrow. Oh that's right, you cannot even see your children.
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And Grok has deemed you a chucklefuck! For using this post to push you're personal grievances because the lady wont fuck you!! So kindly go back under whatever rock you crawled out from under.
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Got real quiet after that๐คฃ
He only feels comfortable and safe attacking me
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Trump is a pedophile in the Epstein Files and runs the White House like a 3 ring circus.
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You know what I always find funny? I bet if a brother were right in front of you & you said that shit to a woman in front of them, it'd probably go like this...
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Donald sure looked worn after this week of trouble!
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Hey #smokefleet and #canadianbakin
Another person lacks the ability to be out in society. I think we should help him learn some manners.
@holmesondecks
Go suck nัgger dick, whore.
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Can I get a translator over here? Someone fluent in chucklefuck, as this individual seems to only speak that dialect. ๐ค
#smokemout
#factcheck
Don't post #smokefleet You are just as hypocritical and think you know more than anyone else when you don't know anymore than anyone else ever. You know nothing more than anyone who read the same documents as you have.
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My current man pays his rent and bills just fine, as do I. Itโs the loser ex who couldnโt who needed donations to cover his part๐
I guess Iโd be bitter and embarrassed too if I were him๐
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๐Look at you Ms Checkered Flag๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐#smokefleet #LiamsAngels WHOOP WHOOP๐๐๐
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94 to 2000
Gimme some smokeable spinach, a can a whoop ass, something to get me over this next milestone LFG!
#smokefleetstrong #SmokeFleet #SmokeFleetFollows
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