Future DILF ❤️

Joined January 2013
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Alissa Mam retweeted
29 Dec 2022
Replying to @Commanders @pepsi
‘Sup can’t wait
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20 Jan 2021
Joe proposed to Jill five, FIVE, times before accepting. I can’t get full sentences on dating apps - e.g. you up? Wyd? Wanna chill? You fine. You sexy. So hot. Hi. 🙄 #DCdating #Tinder #Bumble #Hinge #Match #okcupid
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20 Jan 2021
President Biden makes jogging great again #BidenHarrisInauguration2021
17 Dec 2020
Wayment, you used to get the depo to raw dog frat bros but you’re hesitant to get the COVID vaccine?How organic of you 🧐🙄🥴
19 Nov 2020
My biggest flex, I am instantly more attractive when a white male calls me a cunt 😘✌🏽 #GameSetMatch #SCORE
Dawson’s Creek & McDonald’s on a Friday? What year is it? #Iambusy
“Welcome to no nut November” - Katherine Aaslestad
Alissa Mam retweeted
25 Sep 2020
“You have issues” My issues: - Racism and toleration of such - Police brutality with no accountability - US immigration detention centers acting like concentration camps and performing sterilisations - Climate change and people ignoring science - Anxiety
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10 Sep 2020
No one: Alissa: Hello, everyone! I bet you’re wondering what I typically eat in a normal day during the pandemic. #hotdogs🌭 #broccoli #whippedcream #tbt #dontatme @ Washington D.C. instagram.com/p/CE9XU7rjmTa/…

Have y’all ever heard of #FriyayTitty?
Alissa Mam retweeted
3 Sep 2020
Riding out 2020 is an extreme sport.
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Unhealthy but useful skill for #2020
Why open up to people when you can open a bottle of wine instead?
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Alissa Mam retweeted
Me on September 1 at 8:42am

ALT Billie Joe Armstrong GIF by Global Citizen

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Alissa Mam retweeted
26 Aug 2020
permanent mood
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Alissa Mam retweeted
16 Aug 2020
tie dye sets were fun for spring but can we PLEASE do juicy tracksuits for the fall
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14 Aug 2020
Can’t wait to hear, “He ain’t my God.” 😂 #Gotem
14 Aug 2020
Rah-Ed, duh 🙄
If you were able to have a flawless body, but you could never drink again, would you choose red or white wine?
13 Aug 2020
My sister ⁦@catherinaarter⁩ the potathoe. instagram.com/p/CD1btLfltCoF…

12 Aug 2020
#selfcare is not answering your supervisor’s phone calls on a #Wednesday #IamNOTbusy
Do you eat vegetables and protein all week then eat a family serving size of ravioli and 5 slices of bread in one sitting or are you normal? #hahahahalp #AskingForAFriend #Millennials #over30

ALT mean girls diet GIF

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