In Taco Bell and just heard a guy pronounce the J in Baja Blast. I hope he was joking but… no. Just no.

Am I though? Lol. Happy 40th to me today! Officially ollllldddddddd 😅

LFG!!

Star Wars prequels really do look like Renaissance trauma when you put Anakin next to classical paintings. George Lucas basically said, “what if Darth Vader’s origin story looked like a fallen angel having the worst day in art history?”

🌟 Tune in SATURDAY NIGHT for the next round of boomer chaos...this time on MCC! If anyone is over 30 and wants to join our community of 400 members for future events, send me a message! The goal is to host events more frequently this summer 🌻

For real this time... 😅 Our Duos joining us for Doubles in Dallas at our LAN on June 6th! 🌟

If this is true, I hope there’s a way to turn it off. Because my lyrics be hitting on most songs. JS

Dear @X our organization @BitterSweetGG has been established in esports since 2015. You guys recently decided that we are no longer known as a "business/company" on your app and took away our yellow check mark!! We are a house hold name. Please share/comment if you know the name

Paying taxes should feel like contributing to a beautiful, shared community garden. Not like funding a global demonic cult.

I was in Atlanta for this! (At the aquarium, but still. I mean did y’all really expect a different outcome with this team? 🤣)

Who's beating us?! FIVE trophies in a row 🏆 We are celebrating with Razer to give a couple fans a chance to take home the winningest controller and headset combo out there. To enter: 💚 Like & RT MUST be following @TeamRazer and @ShopifyRebels

Forza Horizon 6 lets you build and customize your Garage into almost anything. You can even download and share other people's layouts. One of the top rated layouts turns your Garage into a Halo Forerunner facility. 🔥

For DreamHack Atlanta, we’re teaming up with @Razer for a giveaway limited edition Razer x 100T Raiju V3 Pro controller & BlackShark V3 Pro headsets! To enter: ✅ Like RT ✅ Follow @LAThieves & @TeamRazer ✅ Reply with your platform Good luck! 🎮

If StreamElements is really in trouble, @Twitch should step in immediately & incorporate their overlay tech into their native Twitch Alerts system. It'd be a shame to lose StreamElements tools & be forced to settle for lesser alternatives (cough... StreamLabs).

Safe Travels to everyone on their way to #DHAtlanta today! To celebrate the tournament, we will be giving away one of our broadcast partners @mygamesir newest G7 Pro 8k controllers. To Enter -RT -Like -Reply with #DHAtlanta -Follow @LVTHalo -Follow @mygamesir

European Halo Summer Clash 26 - TICKETS NEARLY SOLD OUT 💰 £3000 Prizepool | Supported by @HCS 📝 Sign up below ⤵️ 🛡 Team Passes £240 ( fees) A few still available 🏟 Attendee Passes £30 ( fees) 💻 PC ONLY LAN! 🤯 ⚔️ LAN QUALIFIERS START THIS WEEKEND ⚔️ To play, teampass holders can sign up a team. Points are assigned individually, roster lock is on the LAN week* 📆 Qualifier #1 12PM BST | 10th May - Points for LAN 📆 Qualifier #2 12PM BST | 24th May - Points for LAN 🏆 European Halo Summer Clash 2026 ⚔️ Side Events: Halo Infinite FFA & Halo 3 2v2 🕰️ Some team passes remain for the European Halo Summer Clash, we will **NOT** be releasing more so don't miss out! 🏟️ Plenty of spectator passes are still available, if you want to participate in side tournaments and watch the main stage or have friends/family that want to come see you play then pick one up! Hosted at the @UoStaffsEsports Beacon Arena 🫡 #EHSC26

May the 4th be with you! Looks like we’ll be watching the OG Star Wars in my discord tonight around 9pm EST! 💜

💰$128,000💰 Halo Pro League co-presented by LVT x @ShopifyRebels Kicking off July 2026 > Fall LAN Finale in Los Angeles Open format with path to Pro Details released at DreamHack Atlanta

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HALO FANS, WELCOME TO DOUBLES IN DALLAS ⭐️ 🎮 2v2 Halo Infinite 📅 LAN June 6th | Online Quals May 3, 10, & 24 💰 $12,000 Prize Pool ✈️ Travel Coverage for Top 8 Teams More details and registration info below ⬇️