Joined March 2018
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30 Mar 2018
Hello Twitter! I am a longtime sex toy enthusiast and a young blogger! Currently working out some kinks on my website so stay tuned!
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Sand between your toes, the sound of ocean waves, and nothing to do but bask in happiness. 🏖️🐚
Who would you send this postcard to? 📫 Visit the giveaway widget to grab your unique referral link — every friend you refer will earn you 5 extra entries! gleam.io/yPXYh/orgasmic-geta…
ALT An illustration of a postcard that reads "Greetings from Orgasm Island," with sex toys wedged into the sand on a beach.
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Would you like $1,500 worth of sex toys? I'm assuming YES. 🤑💰 This grand prize package contains EIGHT sex toys (including a custom dildo), a 6-pack of lube, and a porn subscription. It's practically a *lifetime supply of sex toys.* 😱
✨ Enter to win: piph.it/getaway
ALT A graphic of a postcard showing an illustration of a pool with floaties in it, and the floaties are covered in sex toys. A postcard in the upper right reads BGYM.
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Checking in…? 🛎🧳 Welcome to Orgasm Island! Ask the concierge for safer sex barriers or vibrator chargers. Order room service to have sex toys delivered directly to your room on a silver platter.
✈️ Enter my giveaway now to win your own orgasmic escape! piph.it/getaway
ALT Four tropical-colored dildos, including a tentacle-shaped one, on a wicker table, surrounded by a bellhop bell and penis-shaped keychain.
ALT Four tropical-colored dildos, including a tentacle-shaped one, on a wicker table, arranged in a circle and shot from above.
ALT Shot of the bottoms of the dildos, showing the gorgeous color swirls.
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Embark on a pleasure vacation 🌴🌊 with the largest sex toy giveaway I've ever done, featuring 80 prizes and a grand prize package worth over $1,500!
Get away from it all — with orgasms. 🍹 Enter now: piph.it/getaway (ends 11/5)
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Giveaway time! 🍹🍸 Let me whisk you away to Orgasm Island! At the swim-up bar, the cocktender will pour you the dildo of your dreams right before your eyes. 🥂 No joke — the grand prize winner will be able to design their own CUSTOM dildo!
✨ Enter now: piph.it/getaway
ALT A graphic of a postcard showing an illustration of a swim-up bar covered in cocktails and dildos. A postcard in the upper right reads DFYH.
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3 Nov 2020
Today we must vote like our lives depend on it. Because they do.
We must vote like our democracy depends on it. Because it does.
And we must vote like justice, equality, and opportunity are possible. Because they are.
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3 Nov 2020
Replaying @BarackObama's message from four years ago determined to find a glimmer of hope. Maybe. Help. VOTE. #Election2020 #VoteBidenHarrisToSaveAmerica
9 Nov 2016
President Obama has a special #ElectionNight message for you: "No matter what happens, the sun will rise in the morning"
Peeps!! ⏰ Time's running out on my apocalyptic sex toy giveaway! 💨 Up for grabs: 10 sex toy survival kits carefully curated by my discerning vagina. Enter now: piph.it/apocalypse
⚡ Giveaway ends Friday, October 30th at 11:59 pm Pacific ⚡
ALT Illustration of a bunch of sex toys surrounding a cardboard sign that reads "less than a week left!"
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27 Oct 2020
Soul crushing anxiety of the state of the planet and humanity got you down? Same. At least @Epiphora's hosting an epic giveaway of survival toys - enter and may the odds be ever in your favor.
Fight your existential dread with orgasms. I'm giving away 10 sex toy survival kits to get you through this dystopian nightmare, each worth $400 ! 💰
🗳 Enter to win on my blog now — and don't forget to pack your bug-out bag for extra entries! piph.it/apocalypse
23 Oct 2020
Make a plan, be heard. #vote #VoteBlueToEndThisNightmare
21 Oct 2020
13 days until the most important election of our lifetimes. And you don’t have to wait until November 3rd to cast your ballot. Make a plan, vote, and then help your friends and family make a plan at iwillvote.com. Let’s do this. x.com/i/broadcasts/1lDGLyPwz…
21 Oct 2020
Blatant sexual harassment on the major network show? Have people really learned nothing? #shocked #TheBachelorette
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21 Oct 2020
And I’ll yes I watch the Bachelorette. It’s fascinating case study in widely accepted form of non-monogamy. And who doesn’t love a bit of trash? 🦝
23 Sep 2020
Happy Bi-Visibility Day! Regardless of personal identity, relish in knowledge of the vast spectrum and depth of sexual orientation possible. #BiVisibilityDay 🥲🌈
26 Aug 2020
If you dont already follow @PhallophileRev, they're the place to go get the scoop on dildos like no other blog. Also they are hosting a giveaway! Who isn't eager to see how the latest we-vibe lives to their reputation?
18 Aug 2020
NEW: 🌟Win🌟 a We-Vibe Nova 2, aka “why even bother with other rabbits?”
Full review w/ comparison to the original @wevibe Nova—plus ways to earn daily points toward winning!
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7 Jun 2020
Oooh!! I have a chance to #Win a @wevibe Moxie in @_littlesbitch's 4th Blogiversary and you could too! littleswitchbitch.com/2020/0…
Lord knows we can all use one right now
28 May 2020
People who don't believe in wearing face masks in public are the same people who don't believe in wearing condoms at orgies.
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4 Oct 2019
There's $700 worth of prizes up for grabs in Miss Ruby's Autumn giveaway! FOUR lucky winners will get an amazing, intense, revolutionary Zumio product (and 1st place gets both versions)! @myzumio @missrubyreviews #giveaway #freebie #myzumio wn.nr/pzjrvz