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Good news for those who hate billionaires: Elon Musk is no longer a billionaire.
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It is ABSOLUTELY amazing that they tried to end Hegseth’s nomination over an overtly and socially acceptable Christian tattoo by calling it Nazi symbolism but actively pretend that an actual Nazi tattoo is nbd. *Amazing but not surprising.
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This is truly terrifying, the California Communist Party must be stopped
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Replying to @adamcarolla
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This motherfucker ran a solid kingdom and I think some acknowledgement of that is overdue. Low crime, clean streets, quality monarch.
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Starting today through September 30, 2026, Tempe Police officers will proudly wear our new America 250 commemorative patch. As Independence Day approaches, we are proud to wear a symbol that recognizes both our nation’s history and the values that guide our work.
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Rioter ARRESTED.
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Paris in the spring...
Problems in Paris
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The fountains are flowing. The weather is perfect. β˜€οΈ Β  If you're in Washington DC this weekend, get out and enjoy it. Β  Historic fountains and public spaces across the Nation's Capital have been brought back to life as part of @POTUS's efforts to make the city safe & beautiful.
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Today, we remember a legend. On this day in history, Harambe would have celebrated another birthday. An icon that became part of internet history, American culture, and an entire generation’s timeline. Tomorrow marks 10 years since we lost him. Ten years since the moment the world stopped scrolling and collectively mourned something bigger than a meme. He became a symbol of loyalty, strength, chaos, unity, and the strange beauty of the internet bringing millions of people together for one cause: never forgetting Harambe. Everyone remembers where they were when they heard the news. And somehow, a decade later, his legacy still lives on. Gone, but never forgotten. Rest easy to a true patriot. πŸ•ŠοΈπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ May 27, 1999 β€” May 28, 2016 Forever in our hearts.
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Arizona isn’t purple. It’s been decimated with voter fraud.
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"I need to resign to care for my husband with bone cancer" The left:
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Ever seen a bigger pile of curry smelling, Indian horse sh*t than this loser?
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Who did this? - 😭 😭 😭
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Amelia sends her congratulations to @Nigel_Farage @reformparty_uk @RupertLowe10 @RestoreBritain_, as well as fond wishes to @Keir_Starmer to retire at last and stop buggering up the country.
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