VP Strategic Partnerships; Media, Creators & AI @Cloudflare. Former Global VP of Partners & Marketing @Twitter. Bay Area with a 917. Chronic over-packer.
Joined July 2008
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CONGRATS NEW YORK BRING BACK HALE AND HEARTY SOUPS
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Spike Lee finna make 30 movies!!!๐งก
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Aged like milk.
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Spurs about to dunk on Knicks like Texas has been dunking on New York.
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Wu-Tang Clan on IG: โKnicks in 5 ๐๐โ
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One of the more special moments of my life . Sharing tears with Tracy Morgan. He got out of his car to hug Knick fans. This means a lot to him!And the whole city. Just canโt put into words what happened last night. Tracy. Much love and respect !! @TracyMorgan !! LFGK. One more
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RZA: "If you want beef then bring the ruckus"
Crowd outside MSG: "New York Knicks Ainโt Nuthing Ta Fโ Wit"
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The start of the comeback
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W to the OG ๐ค
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BREAKING: Wu-Tang Clan have broken Donald Trump's curse on the Knicks
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I want to see someone there in a U Bum shirt from @KingJames. didn't he tell basketball players to shut up and dribble? maybe he should shut up and do his job being president instead of costing the American tax payers millions and killing the vibe in NYC.
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Over 100,000 kids could get free school lunches for what tonightโs Trump NBA Finals trip is costing taxpayers.
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the knicks city dancers should launch copies of the epstein files from the t-shirt cannons
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Goddamn this man ruins everything he touches
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I know Lauren Conrad is laughing hysterically right now ๐
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yeah it's just 5$ but I think we already have them on an ent plan
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OpenAI is going to buy Cloudflare.
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These stories are almost never shared in public, and even when they do, investor names are also almost always never shared.
Matthew is torching Sequoia, a16z and Kholsa Ventures here ๐ฅ - plus a reminder that being passed on doesnโt mean it wonโt work out!
Two of our worst VC stories:
1. A Sequoia partner passed on Cloudflare because he didnโt think a woman could lead a security infrastructure company. Seriously. ๐
2. I got introduced to @pmarca. Meeting got scheduled for a Monday, which should have been a clue. I thought it was just a casual meeting. He thought it was a pitch and brought the whole @a16z partnership team. Hilarity ensued. ๐คช At one point one of them said: โYou donโt seem very prepared.โ Which was true because I wasnโt. I framed the rejection letter they sent.
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The #1 feature CIOs are requesting from usโฆ
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AI Gateway now features real-time spend limits to prevent runaway token bills across multiple AI providers. By integrating with Cloudflare Access, companies can use identity-driven budgets and policies. cfl.re/4g2K7q9
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Put whoeverโs writing Jon Ossoffโs speeches in charge of the DNC
Ossoff: Heโs trying to put his face on the money. He's building a monument to himself . But see, Atlanta, he's doing these things now because no one will honor him when heโs goneโฆ because he's a failed president and a national disgrace.
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NEW: In an address to the World News Media Congress, NYT publisher A.G. Sulzberger warned AI companies' choices โappear likely to cause a great deal of unnecessary harmโย and said news orgs have been โtoo quiet, too passive and too fragmentedโย in the face of AIโs โabuses.โ
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