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Lars_75 @Lars759

Dad of boi

Joined June 2021
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Your mutuals are like jrpg party members playing twitter together
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So there's this passage when baal zebub (lord of the storm) is called beelzebub (lord of the flies.) There is a record of a storm god named something like y h w h, but in caananite that does not mean "I am that I am." It does in Hebrew. This is a play on words he is referencing
Florida Playboy@AngloPlayboy_
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Christians be like "the local storm god of the Israelites is the greatest god of all, because we said so"
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Like, Jews are recorded in Egyptian sources (at least their names; slave rosters) and were practicing their own distinct religion. Not caananite. Not even egyptian. But a pun occurs and reddit atheists are like 'ah, clearly this is just more paganism.' Like, no, sorry
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Someone tells you to hop in, wyd?
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Wife is singing a gibberish version of the intro to marriage of Figaro to our bébé who is squeak-giggling in response. My God...he just let out a contented sigh I don't deserve such a beautiful life
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Swan
@AndySwan
May 24
You're much more of a slave to the 1% that commit 50% of crimes than you are to the 1% that create 40% of the wealth.
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neuroblossom
@neuroblossom
May 21
Replying to @Ken67547214
baby jesus will radio in an ion cannon strike
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Watching my littlw bébé son child play while I fold laundry. Learning how he thinks. I wonder if God feels this way
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A wife of noble character who can find? She is worth far more than rubies. Her husband has full confidence in her and lacks nothing of value. She brings him good, not harm, all the days of her life.
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Happy mother's day to the lady tied for the best thing God ever gave me
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My son is about to make an important decision.
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Sodium@S_A_L_T_Y_M_A_N
Apr 21
American anime girl who runs to school with a whole burger in her mouth
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"The enemy stand user could be anyone..."
Tunde Onakoya
@Tunde_OD
Apr 19
First Nigerian to play chess at the Louvre 🇫🇷-The world’s most prestigious museum.
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French MIL is visiting. Took her and the wife out shopping. Yapping in a strange tongue Every bra in the store has been analyzed (they bought 2) They're finishing each other's sentences it seems. Probable psychic link. They've now entered the baby section. Mother of God...
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(Just kidding, the wife is giggling, this is cute as hell.)
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feral tomboy@peachtard
Apr 16
guys I'm scared what if I wake up and I look like the Liver King
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There's this tendency, especially on the left, to act exasperated and above any critical perception of your worldview. A response is beneath you. Weak willed, highly agreeable or highly neurotic people will lap this up as a substitute for a sense of meaning
hasanabi
@hasanthehun
Apr 15
Replying to @FearInherent
oh my god please read a fucking book
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WW@EcoDelCosmosWW
Apr 15
Replying to @VargasKevi23363
Primero la familia, a continuación la familia y después la familia. Y ya luego, el trabajo
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She doesn't deserve this. I don't even know what to feel beyond sympathy. I want so desperately to be wrong, but when I take him from her hands and he immediately calms down, over and over...what else can we think is happening? Prayers, please. She doesn't deserve this
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Lars_75@Lars759
Feb 27
I am watching in real time as my squishy son consciously pushes himself to accelerate physical training so he can help his mama when she takes a bit more time. He's not even a month old and he is already a warrior. How did I get so lucky?
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