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Matthew Larson @LarsonMattG

That Guy at Work

Joined March 2017
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Jiu Jitsu Day WTFK?: That took some time! Thx @jockowillink @GileadBays
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I don’t know anyone in Tempe but this dude is a friend and f-ing hilarious!
Brendan Schaub
@BrendanSchaub
27 Nov 2020
Tempe! Snap out of that turkey coma and go see my brother Shapel Lacey Tonight-Sunday ☀️
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⁦@MartyrmadeP⁩ Holy Shit. On par with ⁦@HardcoreHistory⁩ & ⁦@DBolelli⁩ What a wild ass story! Quit your day job and keep them coming! podcasts.apple.com/us/podcas…

#17 – God’s Socialist, pt. 7: A Gallant, Glorious, Screaming End

Podcast Episode · The Martyr Made Podcast · October 17, 2020 · 1 sec

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Jiu Jitsu Day 154: Coach: “Why don’t you have any stripes.” Me: “I don’t want to drive an hour on hangover day(Saturday) for test day.” Coach: “Oh, well let’s fight.” Me (after an absolute dusting): “Thanks for this... wtf do these mean?”
Jiu Jitsu Day 152 & 153: Wife: “What did you have for lunch”? Me: “Ass beatings”!
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Brendan Schaub
@BrendanSchaub
16 Oct 2020
Tampa! Go see my fellow BBM (Big Beautiful Man) he’s in town tonight-Sunday. Have fun you sun kissed savages.
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Jiu Jitsu Day 150 & 151:

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Jiu Jitsu Day 149: Day 148 consisted of getting my ass kicked and grinding off the top layer of a back molar. I think they make something to prevent that but 🤷🏼149 sucked less! Yay. Thx @jockowillink
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Jiu Jitsu Day 147: 1st rolling partner smelled like a giant cigarette... after class, I really wanted a cigarette. WTF?
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Jiu Jitsu Day 146: the color of my go at the knees does not exist on the color wheel. Thx
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MartyrMade Podcast #2 - Jews, Arabs, and National Identity martyrmade.com/fear-loathing… Been on a week Binge, @martyrmade great podcast but why the Billy Madison hate?
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Jiu Jitsu Day 145: Complete opposite of day 144... I don’t get it! Thx @GileadBays!
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Jiu Jitsu Day 144: Well... that sucked! Thx nobody!
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Jiu Jitsu Day 143: Didn’t tap, just gassed out at the exact same time as rolling partner therefore, I won! Thx @TimKennedyMMA @jockowillink
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Jiu Jitsu Day 142: Coach: “Did you just use... Technique”? Me: “I have no idea, you’re the expert... you tell me.” #Winningish? Thx @jockowillink
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Jiu Jitsu Day 141: Coach: “Hey, can you show “new guy” a “______ sweep”? Me: “Absolutely, HTF do you do that again”? I know nothing! Thx: @jockowillink @GileadBays
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Jiu Jitsu Day 140: Not taping to upper belts = win! Thx @jockowillink
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Jiu Jitsu Day 139: How sad is it to be happy about only tapping to an empty gas tank? Asking for... me. Thx @GileadBays
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Jiu Jitsu Day 138: Great rolling all around. Felt like I almost knew what was going on. Can’t wait for tomorrow when I get destroyed by 160lb. high schooler. Thx @jockowillink and others.
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Jiu Jitsu Day 137: So kneed two people in the face... making real progress in the “New Friends” department. 😬Thx All!
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