Scouse-Irish, docker's son. The one that doesn't fit in, just like marmite really. Is there an Irish version of Marmite? #ADHD #Cattocomunismo #Paddystinian
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When I was younger I always wanted a girlfriend from the Wirral, but coming from Bootle the river was always a bit of a barrier. I just wanted to be like Billy Joel and have an Upton girl.
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Why no mention of England fans fighting in the streets with locals , even attacking a man in a wheelchair ๐คทโโ๏ธ
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The soap evaders win 4-2 and there's more kick-offs than there is in the Sunday leagues.
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Do you want more Catholics?
A historic milestone for India-UK relations.
Delighted to note that the India-UK Comprehensive Economic and Trade Agreement will enter into force on 15th July 2026.
This agreement will significantly boost our bilateral trade and investment.
It will also unlock numerous opportunities for Indian farmers, workers, MSMEs, startups and innovators and contribute meaningfully to the realisation of Viksit Bharat 2047.
Both PM Starmer and I, who are in Evian for the G7 Summit, are naturally very happy with the significant momentum being added to our economic ties.
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Fuck me. The lunatics have definitely taken over the asylum. 'Scouse' England fans defending the love of the team etc. etc. Not a fuckin mention of Hillsborough for starters. Have the 96 ( 1) become the futile dead. Fuck the lot of yer. Go and read some books and speak to people.
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Sounds just like England fans.
This is the man who attacks other people's physical appearance and calls a female reporter "piggy".
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Did anyone listen to #RadioMerseyside yesterday with the professor and his supercomputer for predicting scores in the World Cup? What a spoofer. Not watching by the way. @snellyradio
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Say you're racist without saying you're racist.
If many Nationalists had known Sinn Fein's vision for Ireland they would not have voted for Good Friday Agreement
It pains me to say it but I'd now much prefer the DUP take Northern Ireland forward than live in the multicultured shithole that Sinn Fein hope to turn Ireland into
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Getting back to the largely sleepless nights. On and off till 4, went for a piss and that was it. Been up almost half an hour at 5:05.
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A Microsoft percentage completion #Statementstobetreatedaslies
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Also called the wrong'un.
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To all you capitalists who think anyone can be a multi-millionaire.
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If you canโt afford to pay a living wage, you canโt afford to own a restaurant
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Ian Heaton ๐ป๐ฆ๐ฎ๐ช๐ต๐ธ๐ฑ๐ง๐ฎ๐ท retweeted
If youโre a trillionaire and you donโt wake up everyday with the desire to put a plate of food in front of every starving child across the entire worldโฆ then you are beneath contempt.
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Ian Heaton ๐ป๐ฆ๐ฎ๐ช๐ต๐ธ๐ฑ๐ง๐ฎ๐ท retweeted
My marriage has ended and I need to get about a small van load of stuff from #Duleek to #Liverpool. I've been off work since October so don't really have any money. Is there anyone that can help?
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Her partner answered her call
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RT @Default69202648: Brandishing a blade or other weapon needs serious sentencing? Thereโs also xenophobia with threats which is inspired bโฆ
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