A laid‑back guide to building your wealth. NFA. Opinions are my own. Not seriously serious. The Dude abides.
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$SPCX would be funny if insider bought SpaceX commons right now.
Wouldn't it?
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The GOAT. 🥸💀
Sam Bankman-Fried is the greatest investor of all time
Cursor just got bought by SpaceX today. SBF invested $200k into Cursor in 2022
He also invested in:
2021- Anthropic: $500M → ~$75B
2022- Robinhood: $648M → ~$5B
2022- Genesis Digital: ~$1.15B → ~$3B
2022- SpaceX exposure: ~$100M → ~$10B
That means if he weren't in jail today and still owned all this equity, he'd be worth ~$100 billion
But because he got a greedy and put customer funds into crypto, he had to divest from all those positions at cost
He'd be top 20 richest people in the world. Now he's just trying not to drop the bar of soap
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Excited to be invested in VAST DATA through $SSSS, you know I'll be buying those shares on IPO ~2027.
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Co-built with @togethercompute, our next-gen AI Factory is deploying @nvidia GB300 NVL72 for AI inference and reasoning at scale.
With Pegatron, @Vertiv, and @VAST_Data, we’re bringing high-density compute, advanced cooling, and AI-optimized storage together to power the future.
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Finished 2nd round of interviews for the job.
There could be 3rd round, the Final Boss.
Neve made it that far.
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This is very significant deal for @VAST_Data - deploying 600PB in Asia-Pacific region.
By my estimate this could be worth $600M - $1.2B contract term.
VAST Data is 3rd largest position in @surocapital portfolio (ticker $SSSS).
They are rumored to IPO in 2027. 👀🚀
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Jun 15
Imagine missing out on the greatest bull market in history because you "thought" stock prices were too high.
Whatever happens next is irrelevant.
It has been ridiculous for a very very long time.
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May 14
$USIO had an amazing quarter! Looks like they will be back to double digit growth this year with some big catalysts ahead.🚀
USIO is a micro‑cap fintech, think of it as a baby‑Stripe, except instead of targeting retail or e‑commerce, it powers payments for verticals like legal, healthcare, government, utilities, and municipalities.
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Jun 12
SpaceX IPO: how many 'trading halts' today? $SPCX
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Jun 12
$SPCX this could be one of the most memorable days for many investors.
Create good memories - don't f*** it up. 😎
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The Dude Invests retweeted
Jun 10
$RKLB / $ASTS / $RDW
I may be anonymous for work-related reasons, but I've always been transparent with my portfolio and returns.
I finally opened my books and shared my brokerage statements with a journalist for independent verification.
No fake gains. No pretending.
Just conviction, accountability, and results.
We ride. 🫡
morningstar.com/news/marketw…
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A lot of the AI revolution has happened while companies like OpenAI have remained private.
This filing is a reminder of how much innovation and value creation can occur before a company ever reaches the public markets.
We'll be watching closely.
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Jun 9
I'd definitely avoid those small Chinese stocks, and I have no idea why they're even allowed on US exchanges. More bad than good.
Jun 8
ALERT: $INHD is now on a T12 HALT.
This means the SEC is requesting information from the company as the stock prices appears to be "manipulated" or "Fraudulent" .
Unfortunately, this means the stock will be halted for a minimum of 90 days and could last up to a year.
If you are in this stock your funds will be held for the entire time the halt lasts.
99% of T12 halts lead to stocks falling back to sub $1 or where they opened at.
You may want to call your broker to try to request funds.
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The Dude Invests retweeted
how regular SpaceX employees arrive to work after the IPO
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Jun 9
People are asking why market is tanking.
The market wants your paycheck.
So yea, go ahead and ETF your money now.
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Jun 9
Portfolio keeps winning.
66 open positions in portfolio with 30 in green and 36 in red.
Core positions 9/10 in green. Most of those 36 in red positions are small and close to break even except for few. So, not a lot of bags there, largest being software stock DOCU down -$2.1k or -40% for me and next one is XYZ -$1k or -27%.
All open green positions, total $72k
All open red positions, total -$10k
Closed positions, in green, total $38k
Closed positions, in red, total -$2.4k
I've been trimming lately for some dry powder.
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