Genuinely average AG Triathlete for @RAFTriathlon & connoisseur of cycling to country pubs to drink ale. Also work for @cycleretreats (Luxury cycling holidays)
Joined March 2011
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17 Jun 2024
Standing in the queue at the Post Office makes time feel likes it’s standing still. Got to be a better way of doing this.
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#OTD in 1999, Oliver Reed died during the filming of Gladiator. He had consumed 8 pints, 12 shots of rum, half a bottle of whisky, and cognac after challenging sailors from HMS Cumberland to a drinking contest. He then defeated several sailors in armwrestling before collapsing.
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29 Mar 2024
Officer wives have written to the Telegraph and looks like new beard policy has been binned
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21 Feb 2024
Hey @o2 just a quick note to say how useless your customer service is. How is it this deal is online… but not available on your ONLINE app? Switching to a new provider now 👌
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30 Jul 2023
Cyclists of Twitter. Please share this event which is raising money for a great cause, in memory of a great #Veteran who sadly lost his battle with #PTSD last year. @UKCycleChat @UkTriChat @cyclingweekly @220Triathlon
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28 May 2023
Well, if I couldn’t win, I thought I might as well try and help an old mate out. Call it an early retirement pressie @MarkCavendish 🤣 Chapeau mate 👌 #Giro
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22 Dec 2022
This is very sad news....I'm told the reason the marriage broke up was that she found out her her husband had kids in America
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16 Nov 2022
Just heard Bear Grylls on Louis Theroux saying he doesn't call it an 'alarm clock' he calls it an 'opportunity clock' and I think I could use my vagina as sandpaper now
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20 Oct 2022
A Prime Minister may fall today. Soak up the history, guys. Days like today only come around every couple of months
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20 Oct 2022
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Middle of the lane for me on my bicycle please. This is why
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19 Oct 2022
Fuck me, he’s nailed it. Every word. 👇
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31 Aug 2022
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29 Aug 2022
Remember when it was against government rules to sit on a park bench?
We are only ever a hair’s breath away from authoritarianism.
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18 Jul 2022
I don’t understand how the British ever conquered all these hot places.
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19 Jul 2022
Has anyone ever told Geraint Thomas he could choose literally any pair of sunglasses he wants? #TDF2022
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15 Jun 2022
After failing to get a single plane off the tarmac, Priti Patel lands lucrative role as head of EasyJet summer scheduling.
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26 May 2022
Vatican investigates possible miracle as UK government inexplicably finds £10bn for energy bills just 24 hours after the Sue Gray report.
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