Leading authority on losing my wallet. Neuro PhD candidate, Burgess Lab @Umich. Memory, 2-photon imaging, data science. @GeorgiaStateU Alumna. She/her

Joined June 2019
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have you seen a flashing brain today? two-photon imaging of ai96 x CaMKIIa-Cre transgenic cross in Vis association cortex. Registered with Suite2p. >3k neurons over 30 minutes! #neuroscience #AcademicChatter #twophoton #systems #cortex
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After 5 years, it’s finally here! I am so excited to be defending my PhD in Neuroscience on Oct 19th at 2 pm ET. It will be available on Zoom if anyone is interested in attending (DM for details). Thanks to all who helped along the way 🥳
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Lol my entire thesis could’ve been a flow chart
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GRADUATE WORKERS NEED YOUR HELP. @UMich has preemptively decided to withhold all but $100 of pay from graduate workers for the month of april, putting many of us in precarious financial situations. please consider donating to @geo3550 strike fund at givebutter.com/GEOStrikeFund !!
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It’s killing me that the strategies laid out by the CIA to sabotage organizations into being as inefficient as possible…. Is literally the standard organization of academia
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In academia, PI’s don’t say ‘I miss you’ They say ‘where’s my goddamn data,’ and I think that’s really beautiful 🥰
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My superpower is knowing when someone is waiting on me to do something. I sense it’s literally every waking moment. I’m at the top of my game.
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24 Aug 2017
i truly believe that i will usher in a new era of peace and prosperity when i get every single post on hthis fucking website deleted by 2022
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can anyone direct me to that one lab that does the gorgeous black tie lab photoshoots for their website? @alvinnchiu and i would like to propose something similar but we can’t remember the lab’s name!!
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One thing they forget to mention about Sisyphus… guy took a lot of naps
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We can accelerate progress in AI by providing free daycare to all grad students and postdocs working on AI. Ask your funding agency to support daycare-inspired AI!
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God gives his fuzziest coats to his softest soldiers
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Sufficiently advanced understanding is nearly indistinguishable from magic
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The most important lesson I’ve learned as a scientist is ~nothing~ works the first time And if it does? It’s probably not real
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Im here to chew gum and lose followers. And honey? We’re fresh outta gum 🤙
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Lex Faulkner retweeted
I went to the total sweetie pie convention and everyone knew you
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Buying the ~perfect~ gift for someone hits better than any drug tbvh 👌🏼
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But babe, this is my emotional support manifesto 🥺
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