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Nothing sells feminism better than men publicly comparing themselves to their wives’ bosses.
Women fought for equality because too many men genuinely believe husband means supervisor.
Jun 14
Even more important, I’m her man. Imagine obeying your boss at work but not your man.
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Which one?
The Hispanic or the Zimbabwean one?
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Men say that bringing flowers on a first date is “too much,” while carrying condoms in their pockets themselves.
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RT @wine_x13: I'm never getting over the fact that romance as a genre, as the HIGHEST selling genre, exists largely because straight women…
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what is everyone's problem lately lol
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It's worth noting that the philosophy best sellers on Amazon are mostly men's self-help (48 Laws of Power, Jordan Peterson) and various abridged works of Marcus Aurelius' meditations.
Jun 11
Philosophy is as male-coded as Football.
Across 4.1M listed interests on Keeper, men are 5x likelier to list Philosophy — tied with Gaming, Politics, and Football.
The women's list starts at 9x (BTS, a South Korean boy band) and goes to 26x (Acrylic Nails).
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pain shared is pain halved, joy shared is joy doubled
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There is no way this is just coincidence.
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Meanwhile Maya treats her man like a camel
Millie Bobby Brown is defending Jake Bongiovi after fans criticized her husband for not carrying her bags or pushing their baby's stroller during various recent outings.
🎥: Not Gonna Lie
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Jun 11
Don't marry a man who isn't obsessed with you.
Really. Compromise on any other thing: looks, money, whatever, before that.
He'll always resent you, he'll always secretly suspect that you represent the floor and not the ceiling of what he "could get". Just don't do it.
my wife stalked me like an oblivious savannah prey for a full year while i dated an unending stream of other women and her friends begged her to wake up and move on, now we're married and i couldn't possibly be more devoted to her. this take is dumb, women have agency. go after what you want, make yourself visible, astral project into his dreams if you have to.
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Jun 12
To shoot the gap you can be a bit aggressive outside of the relationship in a way they can see, while still being a sweetie pie in it
When my wife and I met we were in Afghanistan and she was checking out go pro/flir footage of the shit I got into between missions, but I was always sweet with her and actually took the time to get to know her before anything happened.
Women just like knowing you can be assertive and you have a bit of that dawg in you so they feel excitement, but they still like being treated like you care about them as humans and actually see them for who they are.
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2026 is so stupid I can’t believe we get to watch the myth of Narcissus play out in real time on our handheld devices
Jun 11
Clavicular got EMOTIONAL after realizing Dr Miami may have RUINED his nose forever and cost him his entire career 😳
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"Men's desirabilty peaks at 40-50"
Jun 11
The dating market is brutal.
Elizabeth Bruch, a professor of sociology at the University of Michigan analysed data from online dating.
Here are some things she discovered…
-Men’s desirability peaks at ages 40-50. But women’s desirability starts highest at age 18 and falls throughout their lifespan.
-Both men and women pursue partners who are on average about 25% more desirable than themselves.
-Women’s prospects dim as they achieve the highest level of education.
-Almost no one messages users less desirable than they are. Everyone’s understanding of their place in the hierarchy is very accurate.
-Men experience lower reply rates when they write more positively worded messages.
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Therapist; “There is a tiger in you”
The tiger in me:
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I'm a lion... 'm a lion.. I'm a small lion....I'm a cat... Yeeees, I'm a Cat
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