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lindsey werts retweeted
Jan 11
It’s snowing and people are lighting fireworks in the alley behind my house to celebrate the Bears win. I love this fucking town.
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lindsey werts retweeted
Never let it rest! Grated their asses 🐻⬇️
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lindsey werts retweeted
26 Jun 2025
So there I was walking down the alley…
…singin'
'Do wah diddy diddy dum diddy do'…
…Now we're together nearly every single day, singin' Do wah diddy diddy dum diddy do'…
…my new Chicago alley spirit animal and me…
…singin'
'Do wah diddy diddy dum diddy do…
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lindsey werts retweeted
21 Apr 2025
But I thought JD did it in the parlor with a sofa.
Wait…
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lindsey werts retweeted
10 Apr 2025
It is long past time we ban Congress from trading. The amount of wealth that many of those in Congress have accumulated during their tenure is directly tied to how they’ve been able to utilize the stock market.
Take a look at some very interesting stock activity in 2020 by legislators when they were briefed weeks in advance about the imminent threat of the pandemic.
10 Apr 2025
Any member of Congress who purchased stocks in the last 48 hours should probably disclose that now.
I’ve been hearing some interesting chatter on the floor.
Disclosure deadline is May 15th. We’re about to learn a few things.
It’s time to ban insider trading in Congress.
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lindsey werts retweeted
5 Apr 2025
Greatly enjoying the irony of a business co-owned by a former Republican National Committee finance chair being unwilling to evict a Canadian squatter.
5 Apr 2025
A goose made a nest in the Wrigley Field bleachers, forcing a section of seats to close to fans. buff.ly/3SO0MM8
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lindsey werts retweeted
4 Apr 2025
Marketing juggernaut strikes again! bit.ly/4iUOdPI?r=qr
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lindsey werts retweeted
20 Mar 2025
“I don’t like her or her politics cause they’re different from mine and she’s smarter than me so I want her fired” there fixed it for you.
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lindsey werts retweeted
13 Feb 2025
Gaza? Airplanes? FDA? The Department of Education? Farmers? DEI becoming a slur?
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lindsey werts retweeted
12 Feb 2025
Liza Minnelli has outlived the Gulf of Mexico/America debate. @LiZaOutlives has issued an executive order to officially rename it the "Gulf of Liza Minnelli”
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lindsey werts retweeted
29 Jan 2025
I salute @TheWienerCircle, not Nazis.
ALT Governor Pritker holds a char dog from The Wiener Circle
Nothing is more dangerous than getting between JB Pritzker and the buffet table!
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lindsey werts retweeted
28 Dec 2024
GO ON WITH YA FREAK ASS
28 Dec 2024
just when you thought the pop tarts bowl couldn’t get ANY sexier
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lindsey werts retweeted
28 Nov 2024
Matt Eberflus, come see us so the ladies can roast the fuck out of you
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lindsey werts retweeted
16 Oct 2024
Keep that same energy when Black athletes use their voices to speak on politics
14 Oct 2024
Chiefs’ Harrison Butker forms political action committee to promote traditional values kansascity.com/news/politics…
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lindsey werts retweeted
7 Oct 2024
I’m not aspiring to be humble … put that on a t-shirt
6 Oct 2024
Kamala Harris responds to Sarah Huckabee: “I’m not aspiring to be ‘humble’. This isn’t the 1950s”
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