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“As a guy who’s been through the muck, I can tell you Lisa De Pasquale’s The Gen X Handbook for Middle Age nails it. This isn’t some fluffy nostalgia trip; it’s a raw, unfiltered look at a generation that learned to thrive in the chaos, not just survive it. Lisa gets the X vibe—tough, skeptical, and allergic to BS. If you’re Gen X or just want to understand why we’re the way we are and how we can get even better, this book’s your field manual. Respect earned.” -- @terryschappert amzn.to/3Sgh48I
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Did Homer design the new mail trucks?
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Don't disappoint your dad -- again. The Gen X Handbook for Middle Age will arrive in time for Father's Day. amzn.to/4uIowXP
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Democrats only love the country when they are in power. this is because they don’t love the country, they love power.
Jun 15
De Niro: I hate to say it, but loving our country is starting to sound like an abused spouse saying they love their abuser. I can’t love a country that starts stupid and inhumane wars, killing thousands of innocents and indirectly causing the deaths and suffering of millions more. I can’t love a country that takes healthcare away from millions of people and uses that money to enrich their pals in the Trump-Epstein class. I can’t love a country that sends out masked militias to shoot citizens in the streets, torture our neighbors, and separate families. I can’t love a country that’s led by a racist, misogynist, xenophobic tyrant. And let me just say it: I can’t love a country that’s led by Donald Trump and his sycophant Congress.
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Blue Cheese > Ranch Unpopular opinion? andrewgruel.substack.com/p/t…

FULL EPISODE: The Blue Cheese dressing that belongs on everything. If you don't like blue cheese, remove that, and it's still a killer creamy (cheesy) dressing.
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*waves at Freddy as he passes us on 35*
Our plan for the coming days: We‘ll be staying in Texas for a few more days and return to Houston on the 17th for the Portugal vs Congo match. After that match we‘ll jump straight into the car to start driving towards Oklahoma City for the Ella Langley concert on the 18th.
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It takes a government to waste that much money.
There is no way a single person can spend a billion dollars, let alone a trillion.
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My uncle PJ founded PJ1 Brands and sponsored Ricky Carmichael in his early years before he became The GOAT. PJ1 also sponsored Jeremy McGrath during his 7 year reign as The King of Supercross. My uncle has passed but I know he's damn proud seeing these two icons representing the sport, thrilling fans and pushing those bikes to the absolute edge at the White House for America's 250th birthday.
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Same energy.
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MMA fights and freestyle MX on the Whitehouse lawn is badass and red America coded. Which is why they are spazzing. A Republican POTUS is thumbing them in the eye instead of the other way around for once. Good stuff.
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Not controversial at all.
My most controversial middle aged sportswriter take: Bob Seger has better songs than Bruce Springsteen
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Happy Birthday, Mr. President 🤣
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Nailed it.
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Served my country, got a job, supported my family, didn't bitch about it.
What’s the most GenX thing you did?
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Communist: the wealth should go to the workers Elon: Cool Communist:
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From @rcbl: The first rule of adult life is: never read the comments. roblong.substack.com/p/i-wil…

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My worst nightmare has happened. My HEB order and Uber Eats order have arrived at the same time. They’re talking, bonding over deliveries for the laziest woman in the world.
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