Filmmaker & Entrepreneur | REALTOR® | Part owner of @Twitter | #Saints

Joined February 2009
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Nothing says Boston like a bunch of Pats fans beating the shit out of each other after a championship parade @OnlyInBOS
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Scaring the hoes away by being too kind-hearted and full of love
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lack of consideration will kill whatever bond we have. i’m not reminding you to act like you care about me.
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May 27
i know you can feel our soul tie you avoidant loser
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DON’T BE AVERAGE • Go to the gym 12x a day • eat 2,000 grams of protein by noon • carry your car to the gym, don’t drive • sleep in a plank • never take a rest day, you’re wasting time • don’t drink water, it has no protein • eat your meals in a wall sit
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Chili's at 45th and Lamar
What’s the best Tex-Mex restaurant in Austin?
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The post storm videos and images coming out of Austin tonight are unbelievable.

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Single-handedly ruining the game of basketball. Truly a disgrace to the sport.
Shai flopped on every single shot attempt.
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somebody is going to hell for this... Malin, the Pease Park troll, completely burns down (5/21/26) kxan.com/news/local/austin/m…
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May 15
Drake will drop three albums at midnight 💿 📍 ICEMAN 📍 MAID OF HONOUR 📍 HABIBTI
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May 11
Protein shakes? 3.4 oz or less, but rotisserie chickens??? As many as you can fit in your carry-on.
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happy mother’s day to the girl i wanna have a baby wit
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Stretching ur legs at night is dangerous when you go to the gym a lot
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do you know how bad the officiating had to be for other fanbases to defend the lakers???
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PrizePicks, who is a OFFICIAL PARTNER OF THE NBA is calling out the refs for helping the Oklahoma City Thunder That’s how bad this has become
THE REFS HAVE WENT UP 2-0 ON THE LOS ANGELES LAKERS
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SGA is flopping on EVERY PLAY 😭
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Just watched a lady get into her car, turn on Shania Twain, hit her vape like ten times, and then reverse directly into the SUV behind her in the grocery store parking lot. I was like damn bruv
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The vibe I bring to the Airbnb
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spirit deadass shutdown while we was in midair we had to jump out the plane like fortnite
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I wanna be in love with someone who is equally as in love with me and I don’t want it to just be love. I want us to be best friends and to adore and respect each other and to fit together like puzzle pieces. Tbh I have faith I will find that.
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at the end of the day, you lowkey just need a pretty chalant girl with a great sense of humor who threatens to beat you up once or twice.
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