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Clit Eastwood @Logan2Turnt
Joined October 2013
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Clit Eastwood@Logan2Turnt
27 Jul 2019
Not all heroes wear capes:
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turbomander@turbomander
May 2
give me a pack of newports and a single spell slot and i’ll save the realm
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swami sound@swamisound
Apr 21
I need everyone to play metal gear solid 2 immediately
Michał Podlewski
@trajektoriePL
Apr 19
The New York Times: In the months leading up to the midterm elections, hundreds of A.I.-generated pro-Trump influencer accounts have emerged on social media
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seiya@systole_
Apr 18
There is kind of impending doom about me but if you get past that I am cool to be around
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RonTheTryhard@RonTheTryhard
Apr 18
Straight up giving them the weapon streaks like in Soul Calibur
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misto@mistowho
Apr 17
went into dominoes and said "pizza pizza" they shot me in the chest with a rifle
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⚚Sage
@belikesagee
Apr 11
How it feels leaving work knowing there's Zaza at the crib 😭
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Daniel
@dkazand
Apr 11
"old soul" is such a weird way to say "this child raised themselves"
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DatPiff
@DatPiff
Mar 25
GoldenEye 007 Pause Music But It’s Actually Three 6 Maria
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we are frighteningly well resourced@poisonjr
Mar 17
I have to act angrier than I am so that people act like adults to me sometimes
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boto
@TsarinaBomba
Mar 16
Whenever someone dunks on their hometown I just assume no one liked them growing up
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Ben Stiller
@BenStiller
Mar 6
Hey White House, please remove the Tropic Thunder clip. We never gave you permission and have no interest in being a part of your propaganda machine. War is not a movie.
The White House
@WhiteHouse
Mar 6
JUSTICE THE AMERICAN WAY. 🇺🇸🔥
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KABUGO
@Kabugo_
Mar 6
Uncomfortable truth... If your absence would collapse the office, they won’t promote you. They’ll trap you where you’re useful.
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Rothmus 🏴
@Rothmus
Feb 21
God I hate this.
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MA LE BO
@Melo_Malebo
Feb 20
So apparently marijuana was in the files. They were speaking about how pipo who smoke marijuana are harder to manipulate bc it makes them open minded & question things more, whereas alcohol does the opposite. Which is why alcohol is heavily promoted while marijuana is demonized.
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God I fucking hate an all hands on deck ass meeting. You know only 2 or 3 people gonna like the sound of their voice for an obtuse amount of time
Darth Powell
@VladTheInflator
Feb 17
Every all hands meeting I've ever suffered through
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Erik Radle
@Radle
Feb 12
Our bodies have an entire system for processing the cannabis plant. It's called the Endocannabinoid. Did God make a mistake when he built us? Why didn't He give us a Zoloft or Adderal system?
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LAZZ@lazzz_o
Feb 12
The IRS hates single people without kids😭
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skumm🧊
@skumWgmi
Feb 12
Mfs will say "sounds good" at work when shit doesn't sound good at all
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Gram Smoker’s Dracula@chilledspectre
Feb 4
in my ideal society my neighbors would be the aqua teen hunger force & three 6 mafia
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I have so much to look forward to in like another week.
Pastor Kyle.@itsqail
Jan 29
U can tell someone is 28 because there will be no more light in their eyes
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