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Jun 5
Try 4 to 6 weeks without Aaron Judge
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Today, I signed an Executive Order temporarily repealing bedtimes in the City of New York so that kids of all ages can watch our team in the NBA Finals.
As Mayor, you’re forced to make many difficult decisions. This was not one of them.
Go Knicks.
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Apr 15
You people are just incels with vaginas fr
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Whoever said “Never get in a strangers van” is a fucking dumbass bro. PLEASE let me in there.
Apr 1
Margaret Qualley and Madelyn Cline are set to appear in Sabrina Carpenter’s music video for “House Tour,” out April 6.
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Mar 9
Getting bombed doesn’t feel so good does it
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Mar 2
Can’t make it.
Mar 1
Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce have reportedly finalized June 13, 2026, as their official wedding date.
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Gayfellas.
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24 Dec 2025
and I'd like to think that maybe this workshop will be better after st. nick's dead, but the fact is, it's going to be taken over by his idiotic wife and his doofus reindeer and the rest of his stupid elves
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18 Dec 2025
me and jenna ortega 5 minutes before my alarm goes off
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15 Dec 2025
The Godfather is a Christmas movie
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12 Dec 2025
me and Ana de Armas 5 minutes before my alarm goes off
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4 Dec 2025
I would let Anne Hathaway drink my blood willingly
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24 Nov 2025
Ted Mosby aint know what to do with this man
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