Loves to plan an event 🐨 🇦🇺 || You can find me by the cheeseboard
Joined September 2014
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13 May 2022
Surrounding yourself with incredible colleagues and inspiring leaders allows you to learn, grow and succeed. It’s takes teamwork to get the job done and I’m lucky to work with the best of them.
13 May 2022
Decisions are better when everyone’s invited to the conversation. It’s our differences that help solve problems, spark ideas, and inspire says Twitter AU’s Marketing Manager Lauren Simpson (@LozzySimp) in our ‘Who runs the world’ series.
marketing.twitter.com/en_apa…
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23 Jan 2024
Ever wondered how those relevant ads appear at the right time? It's not magic, it's programmatic advertising. And unlike a magician who'd never reveal their secrets, we're going to reveal exactly how those magical ads are conjured and delivered. #TheTradeDeskEdge
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2 Sep 2023
Fixed it for you @X 🙄
Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary
D̶o̶ ̶y̶o̶u̶ ̶r̶e̶m̶e̶m̶b̶e̶r̶ ̶w̶h̶e̶n̶ ̶y̶o̶u̶ ̶j̶o̶i̶n̶e̶d̶ ̶X̶?̶ ̶I̶ ̶d̶o̶!̶ ̶#̶M̶y̶X̶A̶n̶n̶i̶v̶e̶r̶s̶a̶r̶y̶
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24 Jul 2023
Today we say goodbye to this great blue bird
This logo was designed in 2012 by a team of three. @toddwaterbury, @angyche and myself,
The logo was designed to be simple, balanced, and legible at very small sizes, almost like a lowercase "e", a 🧵
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Lauren retweeted
I took 1 star reviews of #Barbie from furious men on letterboxd and put them on the posters because it makes the film seem ever cooler.
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20 Jul 2023
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27 May 2023
Before booking my @Airbnb which looks beautiful I specifically asked about security and was told that it was secure, guarded and gated. It was also listed there might be some "possible noise from nearby construction"
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27 May 2023
Possible noise is the biggest understatement of the year and it’s rendering most of the expensive villa unusable.
Aside from the noise the lack of security & safety is concerning & the fact that @Airbnb are trying to gaslight me and invalidate my concerns is disgusting.
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27 May 2023
I have spent the past 24 hours trying to resolve this issue with @Airbnb and I have gotten nowhere. I’ve been passed onto 4 different team members as shifts change with no regard for time spent dealing with this or addressing my safety concerns. Absolutely disgraceful!
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22 May 2023
Brilliant flight with @JetstarAirways over to Bali this morning. A free middle seat and the captain telling us to open the window to see the impressive Lake Amadeus (salt lakes) over the Northern Territory
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18 May 2023
Thanks for the well wishes @Dior but I would have at least preferred a mini sample product
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Lauren retweeted
25 Apr 2023
On the one year anniversary of signing…
The Twitter Acquisition Story
As told through the music of the Mamma Mia soundtrack (as all stories can and should be…)
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20 Apr 2023
“oh we’re going to miss the quarterly projections? i used to have to log off and sign back in to see if i was still employed every night”
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Lauren retweeted
20 Apr 2023
one of the many benefits of hiring an ex-twitter employee is that they are absolutely unfazed by whatever “fire drill” you think is going on. they’ve seen worse.
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Lauren retweeted
20 Apr 2023
people in tech think harder about putting a sticker on their laptop than a tattoo on their body
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5 Apr 2023
WELCOME TO BARBIE LAND, did you bring your rollerblades? 🌟 #BarbieTheMovie only in cinemas July 20.
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