TV writer: Dinner with the Parents | Paramount Writers Mentoring Program | CAPE Fellowship | Reps: Rothman Brecher / Bellevue
Joined April 2009
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26 Jul 2021
Have we tried hiding their vaccines in a little bit of peanut butter
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Jaden McDaniels scored the last 2 points of the game, set a new career high, completely erased Jamal Murray and may have ended this era of the Nuggets after calling out their whole rotation by name.
Just legendary shit, man.
May 1
Jaden McDaniels and Terrence Shannon Jr. wearing Donte DiVincenzo jerseys at the podium.
Jaden McDaniels: “we a big family here”
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JAYLEN CLARKKKKKKK!!!! This Timberwolves team is going to make me lose my damn mind
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ICYMI: We had an INCREDIBLE ep of the podcast last week w/our ol’ pals @KyleClarkIsRad & @LukeFJensen! We tested out an energy drink from the far east, and Luke took us on a tour of his hometown of Fargo, North Dakota! Will this episode change your life? You betcha! Lynx-N-Reply
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Mar 26
“That shit didn’t work, scott foster” ringing through the back halls here at Target Center as the players head to the locker room.
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Mar 26
Remember, we’re all here to see Scott Foster!
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Mar 15
This is not normal.
Americans are dying. We’re burning $1 billion a day overseas while families struggle at home. And now Trump is trying to cover it up by threatening to revoke broadcasters’ licenses for reporting on the war he doesn’t like.
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There needs to be a conversion rate for points scored against the Wizards to actual points
Mar 11
NBA's ALL-TIME record for points in a single game:
1. Wilt Chamberlain: 100 points
2. Bam Adebayo, 83 points
3. Kobe Bryant, 81 points
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Jan 28
More and more Americans are voicing their outrage at the tactics being deployed by federal agents in Minnesota. But it’s important to understand the broader implications of what this administration is doing, and the threat it poses to the basic freedoms of every American.
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Timberwolves hold a moment of silence for Alex Pretti. After it concludes, some loud “Fuck ICE!” Chants
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21 Sep 2025
So Trump’s DOJ tries to indict a guy on a federal felony for throwing a sandwich and the same Trump DOJ shuts down an investigation into one of their top officials for taking a big bag of cash (50 grand) on video in an undercover FBI investigation. Worried yet?
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17 Sep 2025
ABC source says "no plans" to pull Who Wants to Be a Millionaire, hosted by Jimmy Kimmel. At least not until @BrendanCarrFCC sees this tweet and asks that it be pulled.
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17 Sep 2025
It's hard to feel motivated to write the next script when my generation isn't going to live to see old age.
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19 May 2025
TODAY IS A GREAT DAY! A movie we thought was 🧟dead isn't - it's a go! But even better, 2 @ScriptAnatomy alums got into CAPE NEW WRITERS FELLOWSHIP! 🪅🪇🎉 Congrats to @minotimusic and @LukeFJensen - we are so proud of you both!! 🪇🪅🎉deadline.com/2025/05/cape-wr…
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19 May 2025
At a time when there have been so few screenwriting wins, this was a big one. I'm so thrilled to be able to announce that I am a part of the CAPE New Writers Fellowship 2025!!
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26 Apr 2025
Retweet to make this go viral.
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22 Apr 2025
Nico Harrison is about one more insane interview away from trying to tariff the league
21 Apr 2025
Mavs GM Nico Harrison says it’s “kind of a joke” to bring up the firing of Casey Smith.
What about Dirk Nowitzki’s disengagement from Mavs, friction with Luka Doncic’s camp, and discord inside Dallas’ staff during this disastrous, injury-ravaged season?
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20 Apr 2025
Wolves back.
20 Apr 2025
🐺 🐺 🐺
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2 Apr 2025
Is there an NFL comparison for Russell Westbrook? Someone who's kinda awesome but kinda terrible and won and MVP but somehow sucks?
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5 Feb 2025
If there was actually a cultural obsession with STEM education, our population would be scientifically literate. It is not and that is causing massive, massive problems.
Lack education in STEM and the humanities have BOTH led us to this hellhole.
3 Feb 2025
our cultural obsession with STEM education was a mistake
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