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26 Jul 2023
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19 Jul 2023
The guy who just lost the election keeps dropping whiny opeds about why the guy who beat him was a bad choice🌽🌽🌽
19 Jul 2023
Paul Vallas: The City Council's scrutiny of the mayor's police superintendent nominee is going to be critical given the mayor's indifference toward crime. trib.al/yROcg9r
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19 Jul 2023
Happy National Hot Dog Day to all the eastern and central time zone homies!!
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19 May 2023
Moira Rose Vocabulary
pettifogging | noun | quibbling over trifles
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16 Jun 2023
Putting aside my fury as a diehard baseball fan…
Would any other business tolerate the kind of nonsense from its CEO that @MLB puts up with from Rob Manfred?
16 Jun 2023
I Was Supposed to Write About Elly De La Cruz Today blogs.fangraphs.com/i-was-su…
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16 May 2023
RIP to the great traffic cone in the sky. We hardly knew ye
16 May 2023
The Space Needle roof will be repainted white this month as the Seattle landmark's 60th anniversary draws to a close. st.news/3pJP9zO
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3 May 2023
Now do winning seasons
3 May 2023
White Sox get their 50th home run robbery since we started tracking them in 2004
Only Tigers (54) have more in that time
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12 Apr 2023
Incredible photo choice
12 Apr 2023
Thanks to the pitch clock, the action is moving much faster at Major League Baseball games.
That leaves a little less time for fans to buy beer, pushing at least four teams to extend alcohol sales through the eighth inning this season. apnews.com/article/beer-base…
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22 Mar 2023
Randy Arozarena jeez
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14 Mar 2023
Tom Cruise lookin like the cartel has him moving weight in the Ozarks
14 Mar 2023
Tom Cruise missed Oscars to avoid seeing ex Nicole Kidman in person: report trib.al/lnEUZHA
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9 Mar 2023
FreddAI Gibbs
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