Every family celebrates Father’s Day differently. I celebrate by convincing men the woman that they just sent unsolicited penile photography to is their daughter.

Twitter's search function rocks because you can type in anything at all, and the results will not feature a single word you included in your search

everyone say thank you Stanley for grooming Cheesecake's coat and making it beautiful because that boy was a hot mess before Stan got to work

Cheesecake Factory's 3-month Friends of Bear glow up 👏

The "A" in ACAB doesn't stand for "some." Or "most." 14 cops were present when this dog was shot. Not one ran in to put pressure on the wound, rushed it to a vet, console or cry with the owner. They just stood around and did nothing. Literally nothing. "A" stands for "all."

“Women have a hard time submitting to men because it’s hard for Gods to submit to their own creations” altered my brain chemistry a little bit ngl

What I do think is a little lost in this conversation is that, historically speaking, it's often been common to not want your life to change at all in response to childbearing. We called them "fathers" and they absolutely could stay on a roof all night and not engage in planning

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Sen. Lucas at the start of the Senate Finance Committee meeting today. "Contrary to what has been said publicly by others. The Senate conferees and I have been working towards a compromise with our House counterparts. We've also listened to the governor's input. However, let me be clear, I have found that the House and governor have focused their attention on protecting the data centers rather than being focused on what our citizens are asking us to do on this issue."

memory of my husband Ray Smith & me being awakened at about 2 AM by a loud pounding & shouting at the front door. my husband called local police & was told "those are the police"--one of the shocks of our lives. believe me, you do not engage with loud-shouting uniformed men at your front door. you do not open the door a crack & ask defiantly, "Do you have a warrant?" you are in a state of shock exacerbated by their loud belligerent shouting. if you are an average citizen you probably just open the door--hoping for the best... Hopewell township police claimed to be looking for teenaged boys who'd been knocking over mailboxes in the neighborhood. we had no teenaged boy, they had no warrant that I can recall, the incident left a permanent impression on me of an absolute distrust of police officers or, indeed, anyone armed & belligerent.

is this a joke? why do you think so many people wind up dead at the hands of "cops at the door without a warrant"? they do not need a warrant if they have "probable cause" to suspect that a crime is being committed on the premises; in fact, they can break down the door. & whatever they say, you had better obey or they can shoot with the excuse that they "feared for their lives" or you "lunged at their gun." & whatever the legal consequences, if your family sues & wins an enormous lawsuit because you were killed, it isn't the police officers who pay but, surprise, you yourself along with other taxpayers. police have all but 100% immunity in the US & taxpayers bail them out every time.

LMAAAAAOOOOO, we all know what this means and this shouldn’t be celebrated.

Thank you @NASA for the coolest day ever. One week ago, we were eating Chili’s in Chattanooga, and today we’re talking to the ISS. This is the American dream. Thanks for letting three random World Cup tourists from Germany live it for a few days. USA rocks.🇺🇸🚀

You know…. If those baseball players ALWAYS put Bible verses on their hats, nobody would blink an eye. Them only doing it during Pride Night is performative as fuck. Lmao. Do it for all 162 games if you REALLY believe in your religion.

Norway fans are doing a “Viking Row” up the escalator at Boston’s South Station before heading to the World Cup Adding this to the list of things I’ve never seen before and probably never will again

>leaked audio recordings >from the situation room There was a time when this would have triggered a massive purge in an administration - now counter-intelligence just looks at Mossad agents like this

You will never convince me that a Black child found hanging from a tree was suicide…especially when it took them 11 days to find her but no one saw her there on days 1-10.

We just called the International Space Station😭😭😭

Hurting people's pets is a known tactic of abusers so yeah

They way they just stood around while that woman's soul left her body over her murdered dog. From the clip shown there wasn't *any* compassion showed to her. No human reaction of grief or sorrow. They just stood there looking dumb af.