Janey Godley Fanatic. Combover Sympathiser. JB Fletcher Enthusiast. #QPFC
Joined November 2019
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Well done wee man 👏👏👏
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As usual, I’m a day late, but yesterday was the 80th birthday of the uber talented bona fide national treasure, Neville John Holder, AKA Noddy Holder from the mighty Slade.
Many years ago I worked at Century FM in Manchester (now Heart FM, I think), where Noddy had a show. As a massive Slade fan I was a bit taken aback at first but eventually plucked up the courage to say hello. He was incredibly kind to me and for about six months, at lunchtime, we’d sit on a wall overlooking Salford Quays and Noddy would tell me stories about his time in Slade and answer my myriad questions. It’s honestly one of my favourite memories.
The man’s a legend. And what a voice!
As opposed to posting something authentic and musical in tribute to Noddy, I’m enlisting a comedy supergroup consisting of Bob Mortimer, Mark Williams, Vic Reeves (Jim Moir) and Paul Whitehouse - AKA the cast of the At Home With Slade skits from The Smell of Reeves and Mortimer.
Apparently, Noddy and the lads from Slade loved these skits so we’re good to go.
God bless Noddy Holder! X
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What a prick
Jun 15
🤬🇪🇸 Rodri's words after drawing with Cape Verde:
🗣️ "We knew it was a game of patience. THEY DROPPED BACK VERY QUICKLY. We couldn't put it in.
It's tough against such a physical and compact team. The positive thing is that THEY DIDN'T CREATE ANYTHING AGAINST US. THEY PLAY LIKE THAT IN THE END AND DON'T EVEN GET PAST THE MIDFIELD."
He might just be one of the most unlikable players in football after a statement like that. 😤
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My manager 😍
Jun 12
👰🏼 🤵♂️ Congratulations and best wishes from all at Queen’s Park to our first-team manager Sean Crighton and his beautiful bride Jen, who were married in Glasgow last Friday.
📸 Gavin MacQueen / macqueenphotography.com
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Thought this was Tom Kerridge
Jun 11
Brad Friedel believes England will have to adapt to conditions to go far in this summer's World Cup 🏴
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Just scrap fitba and start again.
Jun 11
Man City's second offer worth £120m for Elliot Anderson has been rejected ❌
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The community note
Jun 9
Man with Down syndrome teaches bully a lesson, that headbutt a 10 out of 10. Perfect 👏
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Jun 11
✍️ NEW SIGNING
🤝 Welcome to Queen's Park, Jack Hamilton
Read more on our new summer signing: queensparkfc.co.uk/jack-hami…
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Just me that really likes that Hull top?
An incredible rivalry between Hull City and Newcastle for worst kit of the season already.
I just can't pick between them 👏
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Replies here are marvellous
Jun 10
First night in Boston.
Waitress: “excuse me sir, you seem to have forgotten your tip”
Me: “Here’s my tip - join a union & withdraw your labour until your employer agrees to pay a fair wage”
The whole restaurant stood and applauded - even the manager
#FIFAWorldCup #Scotland
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Jun 9
The irony here is 4 inches deep…
Karmelo Anthony’s own family members cursed out and assaulted a journalist @ElijahSchaffer simply for standing near their tent in a public space.
Yet those same family members are passionately defending Karmelo for refusing to leave another person’s tent after being repeatedly told to get out — and decided to stab Austin Metcalf in the chest.
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Jun 9
Karmelo Anthony supporters participate in a long forgotten sacred ancestral dance where it is customary to jump up and down like monkeys..
This man is clearly from the Chewa tribe, where dancers portray various animals, including monkeys, as part of community storytelling.
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He’s actually being called racist by some over this tweet 🙈
Jun 9
That what’s happened in Belfast is fcvking sickening & Disturbing and the attacker should not be took to hospital the vile evil barsteward should be tortured for life 😡
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The guy who done the medical;
Jun 9
💙 Welcome to Morton, Grant Savoury
Greenock Morton are delighted to announce the pre-contract signing of Grant Savoury from Queen's Park.
The 25-year-old will officially join the Ton upon the expiration of his contract at The city Stadium.
Grant passed his medical with our new physiotherapy partners, Active Physiotherapy Clinic, and put pen to paper on a one-year deal at Cappielow.
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Carpal tunnel syndrome? No.
Lumber lung? No.
Juggler's despair? No.
Achy-breaky pelvis? No.
Oh! I'm never gonna be disabled. I'm sick of being so healthy.
#Simpsons
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